Friday 21 September 2018

SMOKING HOT


Even while these words were being written, President Cyril was unveiling the latest set of stimuli to the country growing again. At first glance they seem different to the ones he showed us a few months ago – but don’t yet seem either to have been enacted or had much effect. The first impression of this morning’s list is that most of them seem aimed at undoing the messes created by his cabinet ministers. Particularly ones delivered by Malusi Gigaba.  Why he hasn’t been sent to find alternative employment years ago is a mystery. Interesting factoid from Google is that Gigaba’s actual first name is “Knowledge”. Indeed. The market has already gone a bit better on this news. Of the stimulus that is. We can but wait and see
Shortly before dawn on Sunday it will be the Vernal Equinox and from then it will be downhill to Summer. The public holiday the next day has become associated with feasting on large chunks of meat that usually are entrusted to the least experienced chef in the home. He opens a beer and lights a fire. What could possibly go wrong? The full colour glossy advertisements all week have been very clear about the outcome of this combination of ingredients. But the reason it’s called Heritage Day is that before nightfall, many a tong-wielding braai master will have had their heritage called into question in front of the hungry guests.
And this year not all the rising smoke will be coming from charred chops. A judge has decided that its probably OK to grow cannabis at home for one’s own consumption. Reactions are widespread starting with doubt that he meant what we thought he said. Nevertheless, stories with the word “high” woven into every paragraph are widespread. What will result from taking these first steps in decriminalising what may be one of the nation’s largest illegal industries? What happens to that huge lucrative network of production and distribution? Those guys aren’t going to take this sudden hollowing out of their income stream lightly. To whom are they going to complain? And then there’s the matter of the state’s war against tobacco – another smokable plant – which has caused massive smuggling of and illegal trade in cigarettes. As much as R7bn in tax may have been avoided and must to be “taken back” for the good of the nation. Maybe the government is even now fashioning a tax on dagga.
In the absence of a clear education policy which is agreed to by everyone and delivered fairly, the way is open for anyone with a microphone and an audience to offer their opinion of what needs to be done to improve things. In the last few years the following subjects at least have been proposed as mandatory for the already struggling and under-resourced school-goer: a Chinese language, a local indigenous language, a non-local African language, history (or a simulacrum thereof) and then this week, computer coding. Each of these subjects and others have promoters proffering cogent reasons for introducing them to school children. But even the richest school struggles to find sufficient teachers and time to expose their customers to basic subjects like home language, maths, life sciences and physical sciences. Not to mention the clearly ineffective “Life Orientation” nonsense that snuck onto the curriculum when it was suspected that many parents were unable to guide their offspring towards adulthood. For a nation at the foot of virtually every international education league table, the sole way out is the “less is more” dictum, a path best taken with baby steps. This week President Cyril came up with a plan to get people building school desks. What a great idea.
Fortunately, there is no Test rugby this weekend so we ‘boks’ fan can bathe in the happy memory of beating the All Blacks at home for another week. Various people will no doubt try to goad me into reacting about the Sharks / Lions Currie Cup encounter but to be honest an administration that manages to have at least two teams called the Cheetahs playing simultaneously has eroded my interest in the game.
James Greener
Friday 21st September 2018