Friday 28 September 2018

I SEE NO HITS


There’s has been plenty of talking this week but among the few things that may have happened is the repeal of a section of the visa regulations by the minister who was responsible a few years ago for introducing them in the first place. They were decidedly unfriendly and scared off plane-loads of foreign visitors who allegedly were queuing up to bring us bucket-loads of money. Unfortunately, today there are other things making potential visitors and investors wary, like the terrifying levels of violent crime and a threatened withdrawal of the legal enforcement and protection of certain property rights. People who are used to living without these threats are understandably picky when it comes to choosing a place to park either their money or their sun-starved wine-deficient bodies.
It has been reported, however, that President Cyril, while in New York recently to unveil another statue of Madiba, has said that none of these lawless activities have been recorded in South Africa. This is similar to his claim that while he was Deputy President under JZ, he was totally unaware of anything approximating what is being described as State Capture. One can’t blame the man if like almost everyone in the country he has given up on the printed newspapers. But one would hope that Cyril has a team who scan all the news sources including the internet, with an experienced eye and provide their boss with summaries of stories that hopefully are not fake. It is odd that such a list would omit for example the crime stats release or the furore over land policy.  
President Trump who, because no one else seems to be inclined to do so, told the UN General Assembly that he is the finest president the USA has ever had. Only the filter of time will in due course be able to confirm if this is remotely true. It does, however, illustrate what kind of person is attracted to becoming a politician. This is a career that uniquely sets its own terms and conditions – particularly the monetary ones -- concerning their employment and retirement packages. This week it emerged that the expenses granted to many layers of the European Union bureaucracy are secret! What? Not only are most of them unelected and unanswerable to any electorate, now what they decide to pay themselves is for their eyes only. This is yet another good reason for the citizens of any nation to vote to leave this club and not pay another penny to Brussels.
Joburg city have taken the cheap option and awarded the Freedom of the City to Winne Mandela who is now dead. Costs of this honour are therefore limited to a fancy scroll handed to her heirs and tea and buns afterwards. That the venerable lady will never hear all the praise and adulation heaped upon her by the City of Gold somewhat negated the gesture.  And she’s never going to get any benefit from being exempt from parking tickets. Or have they dropped that one these days?
Only three people in the nation (and they supposedly are running the outfit) were surprised by the news that SAA’s unpublished financials will show it to be even more bankrupt than ever. And more puzzling is why a state-owned enterprise is allowed not to publish an annual report that will reveal this fact. Apparently, the delay is due to the taxpayers who have not yet paid the bail-out cash. This kind gift will then be carefully back dated in order to disguise the truth. Further, SAA has been whining that not one of the banks would even let them through the front door to discuss a loan despite the National Treasury guarantees they are clutching. Are those guarantees becoming worthless?
The crowds that have turned out to watch the Ryder cup are simply enormous. Despite being held in France, those idiots who shout “go in the hole” after every shot have regrettable also managed to find their way there. A great pity but still a wonderful tournament. Which is how the Rugby Championship is turning out as well. Optimists of every kind are already chalking up the ‘bokke for this one. The Wallabies will have other ideas for PE, not least of which will be the relief that Boet Erasmus stadium no longer exists.
James Greener
Friday 28th September 2018