Friday 14 September 2018

PLEASE HAVE YOUR PASSPORTS READY

Our currency pulled back from last week’s weakness but it didn’t look as if there was much money flowing into shares as the indices mostly sagged. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a nice big shake out so we could use the old fashioned valuation tools and see what’s what again?
Presumably someone knows exactly what powers the KwaZulu-Natal Quality of Life Portfolio Committee might have. But for the rest of us it sure looks like a severe case of fruitless and wasteful expenditure. Not to say unwarranted and unnecessary meddling in individual choice. If President Cyril really was the steely eyed decisive businessman we are assured he is he would long ago have asked for a list of all the national and provincial outfits with names like this and closed them down with a stroke of the pen. No argument. Assuredly closing the deficit by increasing taxes is now way past the point of diminishing returns and for our president to live up to his alleged abilities he must immediately slash the state wage and expenses bills.
Unless students have changed markedly in recent years, the model of using a “student centred model” for spending R17bn to aid 518000 students might just have a few flaws. Hopefully the National Student Financial Aid scheme doesn’t just dish out around R30 000 cash to each successful applicant for aid to pay his or her fees and accommodation costs. Students of old would have made short work of that kind of folding money and going past the fees office would not have been first on the agenda. The used car lot and the bottle store might just have edged in before the accommodation bureau too. This business of giving people money they have not earned is fraught with problems.
Yet another official inquiry involving the Guptas is underway. This time we are all curious to know just how Zuma’s chums managed to get South African citizenship so swiftly and seamlessly. In contrast people with real skills and qualification battle to get even a visa to come and work here. The reporting on the inquiry is not very clear but it does seem that the family, amongst other promises of largess and love of their adopted country listed almost 80 schools which would benefit from gifts and handouts. Only now at the inquiry are education officials admitting that neither the schools nor the gifts ever existed. And yet JZ is stoutly claiming that there was not and never has been such a thing as “state capture”. Admittedly it is a rather sophisticated grammatical construction which for non-English speaking people might more clearly be rendered as “unofficial agencies and private citizens taking control of state functions”.  Whichever wording you choose, however, it is clearly not what voters were offered by a Zuma presidency nor what most of us liked as we came to realise what was taking place. We owe whoever leaked those Gupta emails a great debt of gratitude for bringing our nation back from the brink.
A related story concerns one Ashu Chawla who has left the country. This is despite being on bail, and surrendering his passport pending further developments in the dreadful Estina dairy farm corruption case where he is a co-accused. Presumably Mr Chawla, who already has demonstrated his influence with home affairs in the Gupta citizenship matter (for which he is also required to give evidence) arranged appropriate replacement travel documents for himself and is even now measuring for curtains in his penthouse somewhere in India or Dubai.
 Too many of these suspects are nipping off before we can find out what they were up to. If we could find a large secure escape-proof enclave like an island on which to keep these dubious characters instead of granting them bail, it might also prod the justice system to speed things up a bit. Any suggestions?
It’s comforting to see that there are still optimists who can envisage a scenario where the’ bokke beat the All Blacks tomorrow. All sorts of advice like not kicking away possession, passing quickly and accurately and not giving away penalties seems fair enough, but finding a place for breakfast tomorrow which doesn’t have a TV screen is still the best bet for those of us of sensitive disposition.
James Greener
Friday 14th September 2018