Friday 25 October 2019

SEMI-FINAL SHEDDING

There seems to be scant chance that those soggy islands in the North Sea will ever again be a United Kingdom with an exemplary Mother of Parliaments hosting eloquent and reasoned discourse in service of the electorate. With the “nation of shopkeepers” happily crafting and selling the very best of British to the rest of the world without petty and sniping interference from clueless self-serving bureaucrats and politicians. Now that would trigger a world growth renewal.
Is there anyone in government who can do even simple arithmetic, let alone interpret what the numbers mean? Their own National Treasury dutifully publishes the data, but no one seems to notice or care. Just the simplest of spreadsheets will reveal that the R1.3 trillion of tax collected in the past 12 months is a mere 3.8% more than the equivalent total a year ago. Revenue is growing slower than almost anything except the Eskom chairman’s understanding of the business of generating electricity. Crucially though, the rate at which cabinet is spending money is 6.8%pa. Which is the fact that should be ringing loud alarm bells in the corridors of power. We have been warned to expect to be burdened with further tax increases that could be announced in the Medium-Term Budget Policy Statement next Wednesday. And doubtless they are coming. However, the place to tackle the budget deficit in our already egregiously overtaxed nation is on the spending side. But that’s utter anathema to politicians particularly those imbued with the mantra that “it’s our (and our buddies) time to eat”. But most of them probably subscribe to the view, offered by the Minister of Transport in the midst of nationwide flight cancellations, that “there is no crisis.”
Meanwhile the World Bank has handed down its latest Ease of Doing Business report and no one who has tried even to renew a licence will be surprised to learn that SA has slipped even lower in the league. Undoubtedly President Cyril was able to turn down the Russian nuclear power plant salesman Putin by telling him that it would take years to obtain and complete the correct form to apply to build one.
South Africa does however rank high in sports like rugby, netball and political mudwrestling. To an outsider it seems that the ruling party is in sufficient disarray for any half sensible opposition to take advantage of the gaps. Instead they too are indulging in internecine warfare even fouler and fiercer than that roiling the ANC. Most of this is being played out by tax-eaters who seem unconcerned that this foolish grandstanding is destroying our hopes of becoming once again a proud nation.
Reportedly in common with many other countries our central bank is investigating the idea of a digital currency. Presumably this is about extending state control and surveillance of our lives and activities with a particular need to seek out tax evasion. Anecdotal evidence points to staggering numbers of sizable transactions, including cars and other large items, being concluded with the folding stuff. Obviously, this infuriates and alarms government. However, with more and more people losing formal employment and being forced to start micro businesses, any opportunity to keep transactions private is welcome. Even in those cases where employees are paid electronically their first stop on payday is the ATM to turn their salary into cash. Just drive past the banks in any small town to witness that behaviour. And then of course there’s the interesting matter of wide scale power cuts that often seem to happen just as one hopes to push the “Enter” key on the internet banking app. Minister Mboweni might find digital currencies a difficult idea to sell.
Our family has a branch who recently moved to live on the beautiful Pembroke peninsular is south west Wales. Instead of staying at home and risking a nasty feud when the bokke play the boyos in red this Sunday in the RWC semi-final I shall be in the bush with out any TV or even much cell phone coverage. I will also be ignorant of the England vs All Blacks outcome. Or the Mexican Grand Prix. I trust that I’ll get a few lifers for the bird list in reward.
James Greener
Friday 25th October 2019

Friday 18 October 2019

PASS THE HAT


In the utter shambles that is Brexit, where the fallout from an unexpected referendum result several years ago demolished reason and civility, something may finally be happening. The pound sterling is getting stronger. It needs nearly 20 runts to buy just one. Is this because there is a growing acceptance that entering a new political and economic relationship with what has become a sclerotic union run by bureaucrats fearful of losing their jobs shuffling paper, might provide opportunities for profit? That is, individuals are putting the money where their instinct suggests and not where legions of partisan politicians predict.  Of course, it’s not too late for yet another U-turn by the crazies in Westminster though!
Jacob Zuma, this nation’s previous Number One, has been back in court. Seeing past presidents in dock is frequently a sign of third worldliness. The charge, as always, is related to the way that power renders individuals incapable of distinguishing the difference between their own money and someone else’s. After all, the notes all look the same. In JZ’s case it was particularly hard. Not only does he have a well-documented difficulty with counting, but the bank notes bear a picture of one of his pals from the miserable days on “The Island”[1]. Further they even bear the signature of another of his buddies who JZ undoubtedly had a hand in appointing to his current job. Maybe they need to try spraying all civil servant wages with a purple dye to show that their money is free of the proceeds of crime. Oh, wait a bit! That’s already being done isn’t it?
Is it terribly colonial to be uneasy when confronted by a man wearing a hat indoors? But when the individual is the fellow responsible for supplying the nation with that most colonial of commodities – electrical power – it may be justified. Behatted Mr Jabu Mabula, the acting CEO of Eskom (yes, our key utility still does not have a permanent boss!) has been explaining that a conveyor belt supplying the coal to one of our newest power stations has broken and that therefore the power supply is being rationed. This is bad news for rugby fans with the World Cup quarterfinals starting tomorrow, let alone the small matter of getting an economy to grow. That he has now activated an “emergency command centre” and is also pinning his hopes on the cabinet approved Integrated Resource Plan is not entirely comforting. He should be firing the staff who failed to notice a conveyor belt close to failure and all the other minor but critical items necessary to keep the lights on. A (presumably genuine) clip doing the rounds shows electricity pylons that have been stripped by scrap metal thieves of vital steel support beams. When these pylons collapse a lot of the West Rand could be dark for a long time!
Unlike the dubious desperados who are so often called in by government and its agencies to provide advice on matter financial, the public relations consultants may be cheaper and more fun. For example, they togged out Communications, Telecommunications and Postal Services Minister Stella Ndabeni-Abrahams in a natty blazer complete with pocket badge bearing a stylish 4IR logo. She was on a podium to announce that the first draft of the Presidential Commission's blueprint on the Fourth Industrial Revolution is expected to be released in October. She also said "4IR will be enabled with 5G… but we need to look at the ecosystem of 5G." This statement probably lost whoever remained of her audience as that trigger word “eco” will have sent many diving for cover before teenage eco-warriors burst upon the stage. For a nation battling to keep the lights on, schools from being torched and creating an economy growing at least as fast as the population this alphabet soup of acronyms is very sadly meaningless.
Conspiracy theorists who suggest that the broken conveyor belt and consequent power cuts may be a blow aimed at ‘bok rugby fans are totally out of touch with the level of ineptitude of our government. Also, many of them are fans of the sport even if of other teams. Everyone is currently synchronising the match and power cut schedules with lists of friends and bars with back-up generators. Even if held in the dark the post-match braais will be epic affairs. I wonder what impact the French referees are going to have.  
James Greener
Friday 18th October 2019


[1] Robben Island

Friday 4 October 2019

BEDTIME STORIES

Share markets are looking decidedly edgy. Clearly much of the money is no longer certain that economic growth is going to soar and lift everything with it. A recent article suggested that computers programmed with the latest in artificial intelligence software are about to displace humans in the investment decision-making process. In fact, data such as economic parameters and company financials probably rival weather records for longevity in digital formats. And we are still not very good at forecasting rain. Think of those multi-coloured weather radar screens on the pit-wall desks at any Grand Prix and the mistakes in tyre choice that result!  In both subjects what baffles even the best programs are the number of unknown parameters. For many of them we don’t know what values to use. For others we don’t yet know what the variables are.
Have you joined the President’s Reading Circle yet? It seems to be a sort of virtual book club, started by an organisation named the National Reading Coalition. Like the rest of us privileged enough to be able to access and read anything we want, the NRC are appalled that South African children are worst in the world in tests of reading comprehension. This initiative will hopefully encourage them to read and then allow them to share notes about the books with President Cyril. Just what he has been reading, however, is not easy to find, so perhaps the Circle has yet to formed. In the last few years there has been a huge number of books in the “What’s happened to my country” genre and one would hope that they are piled on our leader’s bedside table. We all look forward to his critique and opinion of content and style of any one of them.
It seems that all the candidates from five local universities failed to achieve the 45% required to pass the exit exam written for Fellowship of the College of Surgeons. That the candidates from 3 schools did pass is hardly reassuring. Is that 45% level a consequence of schools deciding that 30% is good enough? Those of us about to undergo an operation rather hope that the person with the mask and the scalpel leaning over us obtained a pass mark closer to say 100%.
As a nation we spend far too much time trying unsuccessfully to find out who stole what and when and is there any chance of getting some of it back? “Not a very big one.” is the answer to the last question. So let’s just have swift justice, find the thieves guilty, sell their houses, horses and Lamborghinis and importantly, after a spell in the slammer, ban them from ever again getting employment in a position of trust and responsibility – especially as a civil servant. We all of us deserve this.
Is Minister Pravin Gordhan the victim of a witch hunt that is out to prove that he broke some rules of protocol when head of SARS – our tax collector? Although once a member of the communist party he comes across as a “nice fellow” but only this week he told the country that the state-owned airline SAA is not a “going concern”! This is really old news as any taxpayer will tell you. Why was he the last person on the planet to find this out?
Enoch Godongwana is the ANC’s economic policy guru who has recently confirmed  that because the party has not yet found out how “this thing is going to work” it is  going to investigate the concept of prescribed assets. A wise and reassuring statement. Most folk indeed are hazy about the ownership and management of the piles of wealth lying in pension funds. Few would believe that it is not white South Africans who own the majority of this wealth and no one knows how forcing those funds to “invest” in the government will turn out. Though we can make shrewd guesses.
Courtesy of an unfortunate but deserved red card for the Italians, the bokke are pretty much dead certs for the quarter finals. An interesting wrinkle emerged early in the game after both Italian tight head props left the field because of injury and so scrums thereafter were “uncontested”. This removed a phase of the game that the bokke were likely to dominate. Could that actually be a real tactic in future?
James Greener
Friday 4th October 2019