Friday 4 October 2019

BEDTIME STORIES

Share markets are looking decidedly edgy. Clearly much of the money is no longer certain that economic growth is going to soar and lift everything with it. A recent article suggested that computers programmed with the latest in artificial intelligence software are about to displace humans in the investment decision-making process. In fact, data such as economic parameters and company financials probably rival weather records for longevity in digital formats. And we are still not very good at forecasting rain. Think of those multi-coloured weather radar screens on the pit-wall desks at any Grand Prix and the mistakes in tyre choice that result!  In both subjects what baffles even the best programs are the number of unknown parameters. For many of them we don’t know what values to use. For others we don’t yet know what the variables are.
Have you joined the President’s Reading Circle yet? It seems to be a sort of virtual book club, started by an organisation named the National Reading Coalition. Like the rest of us privileged enough to be able to access and read anything we want, the NRC are appalled that South African children are worst in the world in tests of reading comprehension. This initiative will hopefully encourage them to read and then allow them to share notes about the books with President Cyril. Just what he has been reading, however, is not easy to find, so perhaps the Circle has yet to formed. In the last few years there has been a huge number of books in the “What’s happened to my country” genre and one would hope that they are piled on our leader’s bedside table. We all look forward to his critique and opinion of content and style of any one of them.
It seems that all the candidates from five local universities failed to achieve the 45% required to pass the exit exam written for Fellowship of the College of Surgeons. That the candidates from 3 schools did pass is hardly reassuring. Is that 45% level a consequence of schools deciding that 30% is good enough? Those of us about to undergo an operation rather hope that the person with the mask and the scalpel leaning over us obtained a pass mark closer to say 100%.
As a nation we spend far too much time trying unsuccessfully to find out who stole what and when and is there any chance of getting some of it back? “Not a very big one.” is the answer to the last question. So let’s just have swift justice, find the thieves guilty, sell their houses, horses and Lamborghinis and importantly, after a spell in the slammer, ban them from ever again getting employment in a position of trust and responsibility – especially as a civil servant. We all of us deserve this.
Is Minister Pravin Gordhan the victim of a witch hunt that is out to prove that he broke some rules of protocol when head of SARS – our tax collector? Although once a member of the communist party he comes across as a “nice fellow” but only this week he told the country that the state-owned airline SAA is not a “going concern”! This is really old news as any taxpayer will tell you. Why was he the last person on the planet to find this out?
Enoch Godongwana is the ANC’s economic policy guru who has recently confirmed  that because the party has not yet found out how “this thing is going to work” it is  going to investigate the concept of prescribed assets. A wise and reassuring statement. Most folk indeed are hazy about the ownership and management of the piles of wealth lying in pension funds. Few would believe that it is not white South Africans who own the majority of this wealth and no one knows how forcing those funds to “invest” in the government will turn out. Though we can make shrewd guesses.
Courtesy of an unfortunate but deserved red card for the Italians, the bokke are pretty much dead certs for the quarter finals. An interesting wrinkle emerged early in the game after both Italian tight head props left the field because of injury and so scrums thereafter were “uncontested”. This removed a phase of the game that the bokke were likely to dominate. Could that actually be a real tactic in future?
James Greener
Friday 4th October 2019