Friday 20 March 2020

GOING VIRAL

By and large our authorities have reacted rather well to what is an unprecedented event which is turning quickly into a crisis. The infection incidence and fatality counts don’t always balance from day to day but it seems as if the majority of the infected are being detected and treated while the search goes on for more victims. It is amazing how many people have been overseas in high risk areas. The testing process remains tedious, uncomfortable and costly. Although most medical aids will refund you if you test positive, turning the term aid into the word lottery. The supremely irritating development is the rising numbers of con artists and fraudsters offering fake cures and solace for huge sums of money.
Certainly, the market movements are unprecedented with some prices (like the US dollar / Euro exchange rate) behaving like a yo-yo with leaps of 7% both up and down. and the Dow Jones index down more than 30% in just a few days. Of course, some of our own indices have crashed more than this. The financial sector index has lost almost half its value presumably because even before the current Corona virus story loomed large, the banks were being hit with fears of what land confiscation might mean for mortgage repayments. The large and mostly unexpected large cut in the repo interest rate announced by the Reserve Bank this week will also squeeze bank profits. And Sasol, that onetime bluest of blue chips has turned into a pile of nasties pulverising most portfolios.
Worldwide, central bankers have reacted to arrival of this virus (whose name has become a political hot potato) by making money cheaper. Supposedly this will help those businesses struggling to grow sales in the absence of customers who are sheltering from the virus at home. Unfortunately, it is also hitting the cohort of the elderly relying on fixed incomes and savings.
In general though, the usual loudmouths have been rather quiet although there has been the requisite attempt to pin the blame for the virus on white folk or Jan van Riebeek. Perhaps like many of us, people are really scared and have no time for frivolous nonsense.
This week’s big theme following the President’ speech at the weekend was consideration of the financial implications of enforced curtailment of economic activity. Official notices are doing to rounds where it is clear that most state services and functions are going to be suspended, but so far no civil servant will lose their job and pay check. The same is not true in the private sector and the limitation of gatherings to fewer than 100 people is having a widespread impact. Most of us do not have the level of internet connectivity which affords the luxury of “live streaming”.
Among the many tax eaters who deliver negligible value for most of those who contribute to their income is a royalty class among whom is numbered a king named Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo. Unfortunately, he tends to become a little erratic and violent towards those whom he feels are not showing him sufficient respect. In fact he has just been released from prison after serving a four years of a far longer year sentence following convictions for the rather common crimes of assault with intent to cause grievous bodily harm, kidnapping and defeating the ends of justice. Apparently, he lives in what is known as the Bumbane Great Place Palace in the Eastern Cape. But on going back there he discovered that his son, Azenathi was in residence and King Dalindyebo set about evicting him which somewhat inevitably has resulted in the King being again charged with malicious damage to property and assault. The story rolls on with various Princes joining the shouting match and even blaming the SA Constitution for not protecting the king, when it looks as if it his subjects and family who are in need of the protection. 
Probably the best (clean) internet joke on the topic of the boredom of self isolation at home is the floor plan of a small apartment with the caption:   “So where shall we go to this weekend?” I’m going away with a carry-on full of sanitiser and masks and so there probably won’t be any Tidemarks for a few weeks. Keep safe and enjoy the Easter break.
James Greener
Friday 20th March 2020