Friday 13 March 2020

A WEEK TO REMEMBER


The combination of crashing stock markets, increased rationing of electrical power and utter confusion about the COVID 19 viral infection spreading across the world, have pushed us all into a very different place from where we were just a few weeks ago. Worth particular mention is that while the gold price has soared, the oil price has plunged and for the first time ever, oil producers need to deliver more than 45 barrels of oil to be able to afford just one measly ounce of gold. The very long-term average for this ratio is around 20. The internet chat-meisters are muttering about a tussle over this commodity between Russia and the USA. Trump has closed his borders though it’s doubtful that the virus worries much about passports and visas. 
No one will have found any shelter from this storm even if the man at the end of the bar is boasting about hedge fund strategies and his stash of Krugerrands. The fact is that all the various metrics that try to capture volatility and unpredictability of day to day moves of the various prices and indices this past week have gone off scale. If the prices weren’t going down fast they were going up before turning around again. Even so called “circuit breakers” which automatically halt trading on some markets to allow everyone to catch their breath and take stock of the situation weren’t slowing the plunges appreciably. This will be a memorable bear. The sole winners will have been those whose entire hoard is in Krugerrands buried in the garden!  
Its little wonder that SA Business Confidence Index has dropped to an all time low. All we can hope for is that it will one day turn around. For that to happen it will need a significant change in attitude and mindset of our leaders who continue to hassle our already badly damaged wealth and employment creators. A very large fraction of what passes for news reporting today is the rehash of  press handouts in which yet another minister issues a foolish and superfluous edict. This will be accompanied by assurances that their staff are “working round the clock” shufflimg the requisite papers. Ha!
The other entertainment put on by the authorities designed to amuse and distract us is the holding of commissions of enquiry. While they have fancy names and terms of reference all we want them to do is to establish who stole how much and then put them in prison for a long time. But the evidence is growing that this is not going to happen. Words and more words and fake sick notes and slimy excuses and buck passing, and unsigned extradition treaties are all that has really happened. The opportunity to punish those who have plundered the nation’s resources is slipping away.  All that these commissions have revealed is that to many, a billion rand is not a big sum of money! And that our current public protector is clueless about who she is supposed to protect.
A small item which may have escaped your notice is the idea being discussed in Dar es Salaam that employers must deduct 40% of men’s monthly salary and pay it directly to their wives. Reaction to this obvious play for the female vote has not been reported. This is however a perfect example of how the appallingly low calibre of leaders worldwide who chose public service because the pay was good have little to contribute except to tell us how to run our lives. The corona virus has elevated every bureaucrat and politician to the level of expert epidemiologist, able, without hesitation, to demonstrate how to wash one’s hands.
 Its increasingly hard to find a sports event to watch as the virus threat has caused organisers either to cancel fixtures altogether (like the Australian Grand Prix) or close the venue to spectators which renders the match and the TV coverage rather boring. I have discovered that the annual DJ Run between Joburg and Durban for motorcycles made before 1937 is happening now. The finish is at Shongweni Polo club tomorrow. Those old leathers that the riders will be wearing will see off any corona virus!
James Greener
Friday 13th March 2020