Friday 23 August 2019

WHAT REAL PROBLEMS?


Lending money to the US government for 10 years will now earn you only around 1.5% pa. and yet their President seems to think that’s too much! But there are worse current examples. Anyone lending 30-year money to the German government has to pay IN for the privilege! Negative interest rates are a definite thing and not just something for the maths geeks to play with. Unsurprisingly though, it’s unpopular with savers and the providers of capital and its main use is to signal to the politicians that their meddling is starting really to do harm to an economy. Of course, the other end of the scale (hyperinflation) is toxic too. This risk and return equation is solved only when every one in the nation (or currency union) is allowed the freedom to sell whatever they have for what ever they can get and not have to give away too much to (over) feed the sour-faced bureaucrats and politicians who think they can allocate resources better than the markets.
President Cyril is really warming to this presidency thing. He has quickly learned how much fun it is to travel in your own cosy jet to places where, for the price of a few handshakes and delivering a speech or two  (fortunately written by someone else) he inevitably gets his knees under a table groaning with local delicacies and can make small talk about the terrible price of bulls and buffaloes these days. This is so much better than a draughty office in the Union Buildings where a steady throng of people bring you boring stuff to read. For example, this week he put his signature to the Protection, Promotion, Development and Management of Indigenous Knowledge Bill. This new act “aims to prevent the unauthorised use and misappropriation of knowledge developed over time by the country’s indigenous communities”.  It also provides for a group of assessors and indigenous knowledge practitioners who will be responsible for maintaining and adding to a register of appropriate items. I trust that they have already added a stout copy of an English Dictionary to the register as it represents my Indigenous Knowledge. Oh, and Newton’s “Principia”. Unfortunately, the example chosen for illustration are traditional Xhosa blankets. The internet link explaining what these are, showcases “the Ingcawe blanket (which) is a dazzlingly bright white blanket with a striking black stripe (top and bottom) ….. The blanket, warm and fuzzy, is extremely soft to the touch is 90% acrylic (and) 10% Polycotton! The sounds suspiciously non-indigenous and may be an early case for the National Indigenous Knowledge Systems Office to investigate.  
It has already been noted that the late Johnny Clegg would have fallen foul of this incredibly foolish legislation which this week was joined by the utterly meaningless declaration of a historically significant flag to be “hate speech”. While it would be unwise not to recognise the power and significance of bygone icons the declaration is linguistically and practically an impossibility. But nevertheless, it will undoubtedly soon be used to attack and punish insignificant minority fringe groups. The sad part of all this divisive and inflammatory law-making is that it comes as a tactic for moving attention from the very real issues in our nation. Like explaining clearly and unambiguously exactly how the undeniably worthy idea of universal affordable health care will happen in a nation that can’t keep the electricity flowing or prevent overloaded school buses from being driven by incompetent drunks.
In passing, it is worth noting that the image of a woman rolling up her work shirt sleeves that is being used in the media to highlight Women’s Month 2019 is identical (except for modern colouring) to the famous WW II motivational poster of  Rosie the Riveter. Cultural appropriation anyone? Or copyright infringement?
Not all sports have quite got the hang of using TV slow motion replays to check the umpire or referee’s immediate on-field decision. Tennis and cricket aren’t bad and there’s not much delay or dissension. Rugby isn’t good yet mainly because the official in his eyrie seems to miss a lot and asking the on-field guy to peer up at a distant poor-quality stadium screen is cruel. It also tends to take too long. But the so-called Beautiful Game has fouled it up completely. Astonishing!
James G[1] Greener
Friday 23rd August 2019


[1] Grandad