Friday 30 August 2019

JUST WATCH WHAT I SAY


Just last week Tidemarks complained that President Cyril was travelling overseas too much. Some one really ought to take his passport away and make him stay at home and visit the many places where our country is burning. Starting with the streets of Pretoria.
It not as if he’s doing a scrap of good swanning about at these conferences hobnobbing with other leaders who by now have learned exactly who he is – a mendicant in search of handouts on the basis that we are a cute nation where Nelson Mandela lived. Infamously this week a foreign journo who had been asked to supply names to caption a pic of world leaders gave up when she reached Pres. Cyril’s gleaming visage and labelled him “another world leader”!
While the accountancy challenged amongst us naively believe that an entity where liabilities exceed assets should be declared insolvent, every enterprise in this position can produce a bouillabaisse of words, numbers and opinions proving the exact opposite. While this seems to produce the desired comfort for reassuring most staff, suppliers and clients, it really ought not convince those entrusted with caring for other people’s money. It is amazing how often the trustees and fund managers of funds collected from the most vulnerable and poor of our community seem to pick these lame ducks as investment targets.  The Government Employees Pensions fund bailing out ESKOM comes to mind. May this NOT end in tears, please.
It’s requires a very special talent to drive a trading desk surrounded by screens ceaselessly delivering numbers, words and pictures of talking heads. One must respond to anything that’s just the slightest bit different from what it was seconds earlier. Currently a new fearsome hazard to prudent decision-making has turned up : A garrulous omniscient media-wise US president with an opinion on everything. This week he seemed to be baiting the Chinese and there must be some dealers who this week considered early retirement, growing turnips on a small holding. Even from a disinterested distance it looked very messy as Trump apparently changed his stance regularly
The sadly deluded and probably now mentally disturbed young Swedish girl Greta Thunberg has arrived in the USA to lecture anyone with the will to listen, about climate change or something. She has become the figurehead for the enormously enraged but equally ignorant lobby groups who are convinced that something should be done but can’t produce robust evidence to prove what that should be. The usual suspect in the shouting matches is the ubiquitous but mostly innocuous carbon dioxide gas and it just so happens that Greta’s mother, an opera singer, has claimed that her daughter can see carbon dioxide gas as it spews from any industrial chimney. This politically useful but scientifically dubious skill must make living amongst the rest of us who exhale this gas in copious quantities rather foggy. Unfortunately, for her cause she has arrived just as Trump is busy trashing some of his predecessor’s carbon legislation.
Also changing her mind is the Durban Lady Mayor who was either booted or quit while a small matter of big money flowing in unusual directions was sorted out. But before that investigation even got under way, the lady went to Luthuli House (the ANC headquarters) for a sympathetic ear and an inspiring pep talk which changed her mind. She returned to Durban and demanded her chair back. The politics here on the edge of the Indian ocean is deep and troublesome and services to ratepayers gets little attention while gravy train tickets are being fought over
It is amazing just how engaged and knowledgeable Springbok rugby fans are. Debate about the squad that has been selected to go to the World Cup is heated and mostly interesting. My miserable contribution is that sentiment and politics should not overrule injury and age.
James Greener
Friday 30th August 2019
PS thank you to all who spotted the birth notice for our first grandchild Penelope Nora