Friday 12 January 2018

SOMEONE IS POKING THE BEAR



The suggestion that an outfit called Viceroy Research based in New York is causing share prices on the JSE to go down and up is not impossible. It is probably an indication that diligent data mining is singling out shares which might be sensitive to some well-placed rumours and short selling. There may even be real reasons aside from illiquidity and ownership profiles why the shares are considered overpriced. Indeed, for ages many JSE listed companies have looked expensive when viewed under old fashioned valuation lights. The Steinhoff debacle – which seems to get more complicated every day – has definitely injected some edginess into the local market. Though finding this out has been difficult. Business Day, allegedly the nation’s leading financial daily newspaper, resumed publication after the Christmas break only yesterday. Exactly why they felt able to shut down even while the markets were open and while a very significant local business scandal was unfolding is hard to say. The so-called “dead-tree” media are hard to support when they treat subscribers like this.     
Finance Minister Gigaba may be overreaching his capacity for logic. On his way to celebrate the ANC’s 106th birthday (Yes, there will be cake. Lots of it) and hoping to arrive in triumphal mode he laid out the requirements for the country to achieve even a modest 2% growth this year. Reportedly he claimed that “There are certain decisions we need to take, and if we take them the economy can exceed our expectations for the year.” Which begs the question firstly what are those decisions? Why were those decisions not taken years ago? And what if “we” don’t take them, even now? Sadly, given all that we know about the minister and his minders, none of the plans will include getting the government out of everyone’s way. The sole useful decision we need is to rewind and destroy the yards of red tape that the scourge of central planning has draped all over the landscape. Instead undoubtedly his ideas will include more instructions about what people must do, with whom and at what price. Calamity.
It looks as if some civil servants have been scaled back from Chocolate Digestives to Marie biscuits with their tea. The average year on year percentage growth in National Treasury’s monthly distributions to the ministries and provinces has plummeted from well over 6% to just 2,5% in just a few months. This has been forced upon them largely by the fact that tax collections are way behind what they had expected. There just is no money for the better biscuits. Conspiracy theories abound about the deliberate destruction of SARS from a once efficient and feared tax collection agency to a dysfunctional institution showing leniency towards JZ’s very many cronies and large family. If true, then the vastly more crucial expenditure items like the social grants and education and health budgets will also soon feel seriously strapped. No wonder Gigaba has begun to fret about the ratings agencies. He has learned how hurtful they can be.
The National Treasury website welcomes browsers with a huge banner advertisement inviting readers to “Name the New Online Budget Portal” and win a ticket to watch the Budget Speech live in Parliament. It’s astonishing that the “prize” of watching a “live” politician drone on in Parliament would have any attraction for someone who even knows what an online budget portal is. But if you do, please hurry. Entries close on the 15th.  My entry is “Midden”.
Another sport another batch of dodgy administrators. This time it’s SASCOC officials, the folk who supposedly help deserving athletes to participate in international events like the Olympics, who are racing to court “to clear their name”. The levels of suspicion and distrust between the various directors and employees of the organisation has extended to bugging phones and offices. Which merely reveals to cynical observers that undoubtedly money is once again flowing in unusual directions and probably not anywhere close to actual sports men and women.
James Greener
Friday 12th January 2018