Friday 14 February 2014

THE BULL GETS ALL THE VALENTINES



Well that was certainly not the sort of market correction to scare anyone. A mere hiccup, now almost half recovered. We bears are very disappointed. 2014 is supposed to be the year when we can go shopping for great values like we saw half a dozen years ago. Patience is a virtue they say.
Unfortunately this month’s release of employment data was another rather good example of just how difficult it is to obtain reliable data about almost any aspect of the nation’s performance. It is frankly really hard to believe that by the end of last year there were 653 000 more people with jobs that a year earlier. This represents a 4.5% increase in the number of people employed in a period when the same department that publishes these statistics, claims that the working age population rose by just 1.8%. One would have thought that this sort of increase in the number of people earning an income should have helped the retailers report reasonable results for the Christmas season. In fact their numbers published so far are rather disappointing.
The delisting of Palabora, the country’s sole producer of refined copper is yet another milestone in the government’s route towards a complete reconstruction of the mining industry. Just where that route is leading has not been publicly stated but with so many communists in control, complete nationalisation of the nation’s mineral wealth seems a fair assumption. Palamin is not a big company – no more than R6bn market capitalisation -- but its departure further restricts the choice investors have when looking to our markets for exposure to natural resources. There are now only about a dozen listed mining companies on the JSE with a market capitalisation above USD1bn (approx R11bn).  Almost all are either gold or platinum producers. This is a sad situation given how many world class mineral deposits there are within our borders.
The rand has been battling solidly to try and recover some dignity; which is something that definitely was lacking at the much heralded fancy dress bash and banquet that we taxpayers funded so generously in Cape Town this week. The State of the Nation Address is merely an annual version of something the president does all year which is to omit the hard parts and boast about the good ones. For some reason an invitation to go to parliament to witness this exercise in mendacity is THE hot ticket of the summer and an excuse to display very dubious dress sense. Particularly annoying was the faux airline captain’s uniform donned by the minister who has piloted the national airline into the ground.
As well as the inevitable flow of money in unusual (and totally opaque) directions, the other unanswered question is why South Africa needs a “spy satellite”. Who are we spying on?  What are we discovering that a quick peer at Google Earth won’t tell us? Is it yet another piece of the Nkandla security cordon? Ironically no one seems to know where the satellite itself is.  But once they do, how about using it to search the country for youngsters who can bowl or kick or hit a ball accurately? Heavens knows we are in dire need of lots of those.
We shall never know if it would have been better if Captain Graham Smith had elected to bat first at Centurion this week. Maybe this Aussie strategy of strong middle order batting and terrifying left arm pace (with bad moustache) will prevail anyway. At this stage it looks as if the first test will be all over before the first local Super 15 matches kick off. I really don’t like this overlap of major sports. Life is hard enough wondering why if you fall on your bottom on the ice twice you can still win a medal. In the meantime there are some folk participating in the Duzi canoe marathon standing up! As if paddling sitting down isn’t hard enough.
James Greener
Valentine’s Day 2014