Friday 21 February 2014

DOCTOR WHO?



Whee. The JSE All Share has set a new record high. Well above 47 thousand. Our market has been among the most ebullient on the planet. Buyers are elbowing each other aside in an effort to tempt sellers to accept ever higher prices – especially for gold mining shares. Let’s hope this ends well.
 On Monday a new and curious listing will appear on the JSE Oil and Gas producers board with the name Camac Energy and share code CME. This company is already listed on a small US exchange with the ominous code CAK. Its business is to explore for and develop oil and gas finds in Africa. The chairman and CEO (often a worrying merger) is Dr Kase Lamal, who together with his family seems to have a majority shareholding. Excellent sleuthing by reporters Brummer and Woods of The Mail & Guardian have discovered that Dr Lamal arranged for our very own President Jacob Zuma to receive an honorary doctorate of Humane Letters from the Texas Southern University last year. But perhaps the really alarming part is that the investment managers of the state pension fund have taken a 34% stake in Camac for a total investment of USD 270m. A few quick prods of the calculator keys reveals that if Camac should trade below about 785 cps on Monday the pensioners will already be underwater on that purchase. The rest of us are probably best advised not to touch the thing with a barge pole. Sasol is just so much better in that sector.
Unsurprisingly the national airline has again pitched up at everyone’s front gate demanding money. They complain that one reason why they are broke is that government tells them which routes to fly and these includes spots to which no one except bureaucrats and politicians want to go. Further concern for the taxpayers about the situation lurks in the chairman’s claim that it should be recognised “…that SAA was turning its business around with a history of nothing and an empty balance sheet.” This remark clashed somewhat with the wonderful collection of historic pictures of earlier planes in the SAA fleet that is doing the rounds as well as with the hope that the balance sheet, while very unhealthy, should at least acknowledge the debts to the fiscus of many billions. And to show that the managers at the state airline seem to know as little about flying as the managers at the SABC know about broadcasting, came the proposal for a reduction in flying hours required before admission to the cockpit. This is not as scary as it sounds and merely proposes that the trainee occupy a sort of jump seat behind the real pilot to see how things are done. That this would increase flight crew costs by almost 50% was not discussed.
Minister Gordhan delivers the 2014 Budget speech next week. He has yet to find a way to fill the deficit caused by the slump in revenue following the 2008/9 recession. There’s scant hope that he will get any help from his colleagues, all of whom certainly have made plans to spend even more of our money in the next year than ever before. We can therefore reasonably expect him to announce increases in effective tax rates and imposts. He may even have found something new to tax. How about oxygen? He’s got one for carbon already.
 The pre-election rhetoric is full of assurances that the state’s program of allocating resources using political criteria has been a great success and will therefore be enlarged and more vigorously enforced. It is a great mystery that all those who are determined to fix the world don’t pause for a moment and consider that if it was possible for rules, laws and regulation to fix the world, then it would surely have been accomplished a very long time ago.
The opening Super 15 matches produced very satisfactory results for both the Lions and the Sharks. The groundsman at St George’s Park in Port Elizabeth seems to have prepared a wicket which has somewhat neutralised Mitchell Johnson, the Australian bowler. The rains have arrived in Durban and ended a long spell of very hot weather. It should be a good weekend.
James Greener
21st February 2014