Friday 20 September 2013

GENTLEMEN and ladies LIGHT YOUR FIRES


 It probably didn't have anything to do with it being full moon but on the same day the committees of experts both here and in the USA both reached the conclusion their current policies were just exactly right for restoring economic growth in their respective countries. Here on the southern tip the banks can continue to borrow money from the Reserve Bank at 5% and lend it to us much higher up. And in the US, the Federal Reserve will not tamper with its program of injecting huge sums of money into the system. This postponement of the dreaded “taper” utterly delighted investors almost all over the world and share prices soared mightily. The JSE All Share is in new territory above the 44 000 mark. Allegedly, USA investors, now freed from concerns about rising interest rates at home, can return to shopping for higher yields in emerging markets like ours. Those of us worried about all this liquidity one day showing up as inflation are a discredited minority.
Only the wilfully deluded could claim that the government’s attempt to deny market forces by imposing a program of political allocation of resources has achieved its objectives.  No matter how sympathetic and well intentioned the often hideously complex deals and schemes might be, many of them seem to collapse simply because value is lost rather than gained through the deal. Sometimes in order to satisfy all parties a company may resort to an action which looks rather suspect when not seen through the lens of “transformation”. Goldfields, a company that is also listed in New York has been asked by that market’s regulator why a transfer of a parcel of shares to a politically influential individual should not be called a bribe. This may end badly.
As did the recent trip made by Khulubuse Zuma (the president’s nephew) to what he called darkest Africa. Clearly hoping to dupe ignorant tribesman up there, Khulubuse jetted in with a plane load of money and returned with a cargo of what he had been assured by the Central Bank of Guinea were bars of pure gold. Unfortunately the bars later turned out to be copper and zinc.  Interestingly, despite his intimidating bulk and impeccable contacts, Mr Zuma has not returned to seek compensation and reportedly has written the venture off as the price of doing business in Africa. Well, yes, sadly.
Another story from darkest Africa concerns the construction of an airport in Somerset East. When I last saw that dorpie it barely ran to two filling stations and tarred main street. Things must have blossomed there, though it hasn't yet been revealed just which airline will offer a service into this tourist magnet. Now the sunsets are magnificent, rain is infrequent and a flock of sheep clustered around the trough at the foot of the windmill is an iconic sight which is never forgotten, but beyond that, this is all rather puzzling. Perhaps someone’s uncle needed a contract.
Apparently the section on tackling was omitted from the French translation of the Laws of Rugby. So that clears up that issue. More importantly, however, the provincial department of sport and recreation is calling for nominations to honour sporting champions here in KZN. As an indicator of how a bureaucrat’s mind works, the 16 categories include the province’s best administrator, best federation and best recreation body. Nominations in a Posthumous Category are also expected.
Remember that in effect this is a long weekend with many of us seamlessly sliding Monday into Tuesday’s public holiday in celebration of the braaivleis.
James Greener
Vernal equinox (nearly) 2013