Friday 15 February 2013

HOW MANY NKANDLAS IN A BILLION?



A certain amount of excitement has broken out among the rent-a-quote analysts, some are confident that the current bull market has a long and healthy future. Of course I don’t know if this is so but it may be worth pointing out that the PE ratio of the Financial & Industrial index (i.e the All Share index less the capricious mining and resource shares) has just set a multi-year high of 18. Obviously within that grouping there are shares with ratios that are both higher and lower, but that does look like high-risk territory to me.
First impression for those who unwisely switched on the TV last night was that the SABC was broadcasting a sort of weigh-in session for an upmarket weight-loss club. It turned out to be a gathering of the great and good to listen to President Zuma deliver the poorly-named State of the Nation address. Most of the rest of the nation who did not get an invitation to waddle up the red carpet would have imagined a shortish speech, along the lines of “pretty dire” or “rather dodgy” would have sufficed. However, the president instead used several thousand words to complain that he and his cronies need more money to carry out their plans and that it was from us they were going to get it. The actual details of the mugging methods will be revealed in Minister Gordhan’s Budget speech about 10 days off. This writer thinks that the communists that infest government will be influential in crafting a severe budget that will target anyone who dares to make more profits or acquire more assets than approved of by the comrades.
There is a delightful irony in the protests against imposing tolls on the new roads around Joburg. The collection method relies upon being able to identify each vehicle passing a toll point rather than the more usual toll plaza where drivers (generally) have to stop and fork out the moolah. In order to collect the fees therefore, the tolling authority is supposing many things. These include the presence of a valid or indeed any number plate on every vehicle, that the number on the plate is linked to a valid postal address, that their administration and the post office will not drown in the task of despatching tens of thousands of notices daily and finally that vehicle owners will take a blind bit of notice if and when they get the toll fee invoice. Ignoring traffic fines could easily replace wrestling as a widely enjoyed Olympic sport here in SA. The reason for not using an extra fuel levy to finance these new roads is probably that revenue raised in this way (like almost all special imposts) disappears into the government’s general revenue fund from where a long list of fiercely argued and higher priority spending needs will loot it long before the road maintenance team can claim their share.
We all wish the SA Mathematics Foundation every success in raising the money they need to host the International Mathematical Olympiad in South Africa. Their gamble in taking an eye-catching full page advert must pay off. It reveals with polite sorrow that the government (which has just poured unimaginable millions into the black hole of a soccer tournament) is unable to provide them with any funds. Surely private donors will now come forward to fill the professors’ very modest needs? Let’s hope that the Foundation totally refuses to let any minister or state representative anywhere near the proceedings and especially the catered receptions next year until they have passed a test which includes long division without a calculator.
Last weekend they swam. This weekend they paddle. It’s a never-ending fit fest here in the kingdom. The second cricket test against Pakistan is developing into a good contest and the Lions beat the Kings despite the appearance of some interesting names in the PE side. There must have been big cheques changing hands.
James Greener
15th February 2013