Friday 1 February 2013

BLOWING IN THE WIND?



Things are getting pretty tetchy at the door of the National Treasury coop as more and more chickens are struggling to get home to roost. This week it was revealed that in calendar 2012, our politicians and bureaucrats managed to spend a record-setting amount of R184 bn MORE than even their sleek computerised revenue collection services had extracted in taxes. This 12-month deficit is almost 25% larger than was reported a mere six months ago. The tax eaters are pulling on their spending boots now that their role model and figurehead has been confirmed in the top job for the next half dozen years. However, bond yields actually declined a bit showing that no one has any worries that people will be hesitant about lending money to Zuma and his merry bandits in order to cover this shortfall. Curious.
Also curious was the sight of the dollar losing ground versus the euro. The side with the currency that will now buy 12% more dollars than it could in July  is an assorted mismatch of quarrelsome nationalists all lying to each other about their finances and determined to get someone else to pay for their time in the sun. The declining currency, however, belongs to a single country that still runs, by a good margin, the largest economy on the planet and which amazingly is showing signs of gradually pulling itself out of a debilitating slowdown. Maybe there were things whispered in the bars at the Davos knees-up that have not yet filtered down to us mere mortals. The US bond market is weakening, with 10year yields touching 2%. Although on a chart, the 50bp that have been added to this yield in the last few months look benign, the reality is that bond holders will have taken some pretty hefty losses. All that creaking in the rigging suggests that the winds are picking up.
Anyone looking for more financial puzzles can mull the local share market which delivered a very useful 3.2% last month. This was despite double digit declines in many of the retail shares and more backsliding from the gold and platinum miners. Their woes were exacerbated by the Minister who drew on her total lack of any experience at meeting growing payrolls while losing customers to deride mine management’s plans for survival. If you think she was unreasoning and angry then, just wait until she finds out that no profits implies no taxes paid. Most of the heavy lifting in the index came from the two effective rand hedge stocks of SAB Miller and Richemont which propelled their sector indices also by double digit percentages.
Obviously my decision not to drink beer in January (nor to buy expensive handbags) had no impact at all on projected earnings of these two companies. However, this nation’s love for and obsession with a winning sports team is a wonderful and exciting phenomenon utterly misunderstood and ignored by the self-obsessed kelptocrats that so mismanage our sport. At last someone has told Bafana that the object of the game of soccer is to hoof the ball into the opposition’s goal and that there is no need to perfect the victory dance routine without doing that several times first. The city here is incandescent with excitement as our team advances to the quarter finals in the Moses basket stadium here tomorrow. If we win, the budget deficit can go to multiples of GDP for all anyone will notice or care. Now that the minister of sport has all but declared the Proteas' captain Graham Smith a National Key Point  perhaps he too can expect serious upgrade to his digs?
Visiting St Helena island in the mid-Atlantic fulfilled a wish. Like most isolated places it is unique and intensely fascinating, however, it would be a good idea not to annoy the Brits as  it is still their destination of choice for banishing people to. Napoleon and 6000 Boer war prisoners were not the only ones sent there. Only a nine-hole golf course and no Wimpy or sandy beach. Rather windy too. A challenging spot to live in for any length of time, ask the Basil Read chaps there building the airport
James Greener
1st Beer Day 2013