Thursday 5 April 2012

EASTER EXCITEMENTS


A little while ago the US worthies who meet in Washington from time to time to set the price of money in the land of the free decided that the world deserved to know how they reach their decision. So this week the minutes of their last meeting were published and the markets caught the vapours. By now what the minutes contained matter less than the observation that a two week-old record of a bunch of people discussing the inevitable and obvious can cause such damage. Perhaps it has been the rise of more or less instant distribution and consumption of this kind of frothy and mostly insignificant data that has eclipsed the solid and basic indicators of the ability of each nation’s economy to grow. The more tenuous and volatile the data set, the seemingly greater the over-reaction.
It has been another dreadful week for the mining shares. Investors are clearly worried how any of them hope to make money digging stuff out of the ground when a) some people are suggesting that appetite for the stuff is waning and b) there is always someone official pitching up at the gate to deliver a new regulation. That first concern is mainly about China which has released figures that could indicate a slow-down. While there does appear to have been an political showdown in the country which is upsetting those who failed to predict it is difficult to forecast a rapid slowdown in that country’s demand for raw materials. After all the USA – one of their bigger customers – is reportedly struggling back to its feet.
Iron and steel seem to trigger a very bad response in politicians all over the world. From time to time they reach the conclusion that the folk and businesses that actually produce and use the stuff are in sore need of help and advice. The fact that most politicians have never run anything except to the luncheon buffet does not discourage them from interfering in the processes of producing and selling this rather useful metal. The latest piece of nonsense in this regard is the declaration by our wise government that they “will deem steel to be local even if it is imported”. This glorious foolishness is necessary to get themselves out of an embarrassing situation caused by some prior meddling in the market place. Bureaucrats should be forbidden to use this delightful and powerful word unsupervised. In January they deemed that pretty much any school leaver who had managed to find the examination hall and write their name on an answer book was eligible to go to university and read for a Bachelors degree. This was a cruel and misleading deem.
Long time readers will be familiar with my contention that the sole value of the wealth-destroying program of political allocation of assets is to provide material for research projects by future students of economics. Our own version of this program, called BEE, has attained a new level of dangerous absurdity in the fishing industry where “a black-owned company may not sell interests or rights to anyone who is less black”. The irony of this policy is breathtaking and terrifying, particularly if, as is expected, it soon appears in other areas of the economy. From a purely technical side, however, it would be interesting to understand the physics required to distinguish between one absence of light from another.
Thank you to those who explained that the hastily arranged T20 against India at Wanderers was supposed to be a Jacques Kallis benefit match. This is so insulting that it confirms that despite some rearranging of their numbers  the suits allegedly in charge of the game still have no idea what to do. The Boat Race, The Two Oceans marathon, The US Masters and lots of rugby will keep the telly and the couch hot this weekend. And aren’t you relieved that at least the kit for the Olympics has been chosen and shown off at a fashion show? Now can we put the same effort into nurturing the athletes?
James Greener
Maundy Thursday 2012