Friday 16 March 2012

BYE LION

After the dreadfully violent wars and conflicts that dominate the Middle East regions, perhaps the next most significant events to watch are the US presidential elections and the Eurozone financial fandangles. Neither makes any sense to anyone expecting reasonable, logical and civilised behaviour from erstwhile role models for such things. Words and concepts like faith and science and honour and debt and promise and trust are being misused and devalued to the point where they convey no meaning. Similarly in one recent but small incident in our industry a big cheese has resigned from a well known investment bank with an open letter that spills the beans on the way things sometimes work in some of those businesses. Sadly I can confirm that he is not making that stuff up. Greed scores way above integrity with just enough people for the rest of us in or around this industry to feel embarrassed and uncomfortable when we admit what we do.
The bull can also see nothing to be scared of (that is the nature of bulls of course) and the All Share Index attained another new high this week, propelled there by rises in most of the top big caps. Main attention grabber, however, is the sharp up-tick in US long bond interest rates, followed somewhat by our own. No credible explanation for this behaviour has yet been offered but it is worth watching.
I am not the only commentator to be amazed by Eskom’s very relaxed acceptance of their requested 26% price rise being pared back to 16%. The CEO even remarked that this would not derail any projects or affect its financial sustainability. What? Really? My disappointment is that the regulator (who must find it hard to feel businesslike and dignified with a name like NERSA) did not look after us consumers and shoot back with a second offer of 0%. The trade  might have settled at 8% or thereabouts.
The KZN provincial government have kindly provided me with a full-colour glossy pamphlet detailing their plans for spending R83.6bn in the new fiscal year. Only R2.3bn of this sum is collected by the province itself with all the rest being distributed from National Treasury. This does, however, mean that the surprisingly modest R59million earmarked for the expenses of The Royal Household places no burden on the rest of the country. We pay for our own royalty down here.  In the scheme of things this is not a great deal of money but perhaps we should expect a bit more work from them. As long as it makes no further impact on the leopard population it would be nice if our King and his family could be persuaded to appear in traditional regalia for photo ops and other suitably harmless activities like opening stuff and waving at commoners. Travel in open horse drawn carriages would be quaint but perhaps even more disruptive to traffic than blue-light flashing car convoys.
The general secretary of an outfit that operates under the name “The Black Business Council” is very offended that it has been accused of being racist. Many of us who believe we understand language but obviously don’t understand politics are puzzled why this and several other similarly-styled organisations, with membership apparently determined by physical characteristics, are deemed appropriate, legal or indeed necessary.  The fact that the accuser is someone who would himself be eligible for membership of that very council provides an irony that we South Africans delight in and love to pour scorn and ridicule upon.
To divert attention from the fact that here in the southern hemisphere we are almost half-way down the slope towards midwinter, comes the start of the Grand Prix season. These early ones start too soon in the day to provide background noise for the post Sunday-braai snooze. Nevertheless it will be fun to see the new cars and what rule changes have been dreamed up to quell the excitement. Banning the mid-race refuelling stops was disappointing for those of us who enjoyed fuel nozzle uncertainties and the occasional pit-side conflagration. Rugby will not be mentioned this week. The Lions have a bye.
James Greener
16th March 2012