SCRAMBLED IN TRANSMISSION

The markets are pretending that they have recovered from the visit of the small but ill-tempered bear and only the rand / pound sterling exchange rate chart hasn’t reversed. Surely it can’t just be rugby fans preparing for their trip to the soggy island for the World Cup who are selling rands and buying pounds in such quantity? Barclays must be pondering their purchase of ABSA. So far, however, no large international bank has yet listed South Africa among the regions where they are withdrawing so they must making money here still.

Understanding the Greek situation is easy. One side has run out of money, the other has run out of patience. The various forecasts of what happens next are going to be tested. The answer is probably “not much”. Lenders are going to get IOUs instead of money and Greek citizens expecting a steady flow of pensions, salaries and hand-outs will likely be very disappointed. But it is likely that the euro will survive for a while longer, mainly because the European Central Bank has chosen to do something it’s not supposed to do and print money. For millennia this has been the remedy adopted by the rulers of empires and it will work this time too. The interesting question is: Which nation will be next? There are many candidates.

Once again Eskom has become the centre of attention with the publication of their argument in support of massive price rises. Several analysts have pounced on the numbers and gleefully demonstrated flawed assumptions, simple errors and perhaps even misleading nonsense. Here in Durban domestic consumers are paying just over R1.15 per kilowatt hour, a tariff which is 80% higher than 5 years ago. Eskom claims that the cost of the same amount of power from the woefully behind schedule and exorbitantly expensive new coal fired power stations will be R1.00 so clearly there is very little margin for everyone else in the chain to be able to afford the better things in life! Unless the regulator has the clout and resolve to insist that Eskom carries out a massive clean-out of its wasteful and profligate units and practices it seems inevitable that they will be forced to allow the egregious increase. Even some politicians have begun to notice and to complain that the utility is strangling the growth out of the country, but whether they have the knowledge and skill to craft a solution to the problem is doubtful. More candles please Jeeves.

So the date by when we had to stop broadcasting TV in a way which is no longer efficient and suitable, has passed. This ranks South Africa alongside a handful of nations who are also baffled by this new technology stuff. But not to worry, the minister has assured everyone that the government is right on top of the problem. For a start, she has visited those of our neighbours who have made the internationally scheduled changeover and begged them not to “leak” their smart digital signals across the border and interfere with the electorate’s ability to watch parliamentarians behaving badly and similar soap operas on their old steam-powered televisual apparatus. Part of the delay in implementing the changeover arises from the state’s intention to woo voters with free and subsidised converter equipment. Naturally this intervention will distort the market and the parties who hope to benefit from the mispricing that will occur are squabbling fiercely. Just another day on the southern tip.

With just one SA team in the Super 15 playoffs, many of us will have to suppress our natural instincts and support the Stormers. Hopefully they won’t be overcome by the occasion like the baby ‘bokke were at their U20 World Cup semis. So the US golf chiefs decided to mark the centenary of the Great War by playing this year’s US Open on a course that resembles a battle field from that conflict. Even if you are not a golfer just take a look at it sometime this weekend. Already there have been some notable casualties. For a moment it sounded as if the Vatican were entering a team in the Tour de France. But then it turned out that an Encyclical is merely a 200 page message about the dangers of carbon dioxide.

James Greener

Friday 19^th June 2015 (World Sauntering Day)

THE MORE THE MERRIER

At long last the “experiment” being conducted by central banks of holding interest rates at ridiculously low (negative even) levels may be coming to an end. Numerous doctoral students now have floods of material for their theses and the debate about the effectiveness and success of the policy will rage for years. Those of us who believe that even the price of money is best resolved in a free market will begin to feel a bit happier. Savers have had the worst of it and there is scant evidence that borrowers did very much more than use the opportunity to extinguish debts incurred a decade ago. Economic recovery has been patchy. A widely held theory maintains that higher interest rates tend to depress share prices. Present movements in the markets seem to lend support to that theory. The JSE is rather wobbly.

It will be surprising if Telkom’s plan to let a quarter of its workforce go doesn’t cause a great deal of labour unrest. It will surely not improve telephone line repair response times. Surely all government departments and state owned enterprises could also fire 25% of their staff. And do so starting at the top. A pair of photographs published on the web, show the official line-up of Obama’s and Zuma’s cabinets. The USA squad is sparse and sleek. But only a wide-angle lens was able to capture all of JZ’s top team. It’s now dawning on us that the plan to create millions of jobs is largely about making every government supporter a civil servant. If there’s any sort of problem there, well no one in power has spotted it yet

The snappy BRICs acronym that was coined a few years ago for four countries with similar economic potential is no longer very useful. The rot probably began when South Africa invited itself aboard and capitalised the fifth letter.  Despite the insistent claims, our mismatch with most of the other members is massive and the presence and contribution of our delegates to the meetings is probably regarded by the by the Chinese and Indian behemoths as a comedy slot by a potential (very) small customer. It remains to be seen just what benefits, if any, our nation gains from this club beyond a dodgy deal for nuclear power, medical treatment for Number 1 and the obligation to help fund a brand new development bank. Wouldn’t it be fun to learn that the others ran a book on which wife JZ brings to the junket each time?

At last the mystery of youth has been solved. There is no limit to being young. The ANC Youth League has scrapped the 35 years upper age limit for membership. After all, 35 was just a number and the rule was quite probably ageist. Now let’s wait to see if the ANC Woman’s League removes their sexist membership criteria. However, what is most definitely racist is the innovative and unusual government program to lend to suitable black farmers each a herd of 30 cows in-calf plus a bull. The debt is repayable with a similar sized herd in 5 years time. Successful ranchers could soon be reaping handsome profits if the bull is up to it.  The nice part is that the cattle are of the majestic and beautiful Nguni breed! 

Apparently our locational privacy is under threat. This is the newest and strangest reason being advanced for opposing the e-toll system. The problem is that the government could use the e-toll records to monitor our movements.  While this is true, cell phones also have that capability and can do so all over the world, not just on a few roads in Gauteng.. But given that the government can’t yet send out correct and timeous invoices for the tolls perhaps we have little to fear from any imminent queries about our suspicious journeys.

The rugby being played by the baby bokke is entertaining and gratifyingly successful, unlike most of Sharks’ games this year. Tomorrow’s match will be so hampered by emotional farewells that the Stormers have sent their B team reserves to Kings Park to wrap things up. There will be more tissues than tries you can be sure of that.

James Greener

12^th June 2015

OUR MONEY TAKES THE CHICKEN RUN

Already there are pundits saying that the bear can stop and return to its lair now and that 7% down in the last month is quite enough thanks. But just seven years ago market valuations were at a level which would be equalled currently only if prices fell another 50%. This shocker is merely the outcome of some simple arithmetic together with the assumption that company earnings stay more or less constant. But if earnings begin to leak away then all bets are off and even worse carnage might follow. It is worth noting that the decline is taking place in shares from all economic sectors. In the past few years it was often just the mining and resources counters which weakened. 

Unfortunately the runt and bonds are also taking a pasting this week. Money is definitely leaving the country, as overseas investors start to end their flirtation with so-called emerging markets. Proper pessimists might suggests that the new and overly onerous visa requirements for tourists considering coming to our freezing shores is reducing the demand for our money and so now a pound sterling will buy 19 rands. Wow!

This is all rather technical and decidedly gloomy and the probability of a sudden and lengthy collapse is quite small. Remember that research suggests that investors holding shares in quality companies with excellent managers and terrific brands almost never gain from selling those holdings with the intention of replacing them at lower prices. Rather just sit tight and wait to add to those holdings at leisure later on.

A decade ago Mr Schabir Shaik, the spectacularly unsuccessful financial advisor to the man who is now our president, Jacob Zuma, was convicted of fraud and corruption and sent to prison. Sadly he developed what was diagnosed as a terminal cardiac condition and was released on medical parole after serving just three years of his lengthy sentence. Fortunately sojourns in luxury game lodges and rounds of golf appear to have ameliorated the condition. But this week Mr Shaik requested a relaxation of his parole conditions in order to consult a medical specialist overseas. The more cynical amongst us wonder why he has not been referred to one of the Cuban doctors brought in by his former client. But perhaps Mr Shaik has other chores to attend to overseas.

The blattering that portfolios are suffering are nothing compared to the rapid decline in the fame and fortune of many soccer administrators.. The FBI, who until a few years ago didn’t even know what soccer was, have produced evidence and informants eager to confirm the extent  of the corruption practiced by  FIFA and its acolytes and associates. While most fans and players are certainly delighted with developments, there are pods of panic popping in plenty of places. Not least in South Africa where the government pushed Minister Mbalula out to the podium as the sacrificial spokesman. In his office, every dictionary and thesaurus is open at the word “bribe” in a frantic search to find a kinder word to describe the clandestine payment of money in return for benefits. His performances so far have been derisory and come hard on the heels of his colleague police Minister Nhleko’s explanation of why the president’s own cows and chickens compromise his safety. Maybe it really is time for us all to take to the streets in protest at paying taxes to these buffoons who treat us with contempt.

The Super Rugby tournament has reached that stage where the mental arithmetic wizards can command respect at the bar with the “ifs” and “thens” of which teams could make the playoffs. The rest of us are content to order another round and wait until it’s confirmed in the papers. In Formula 1 even the dead certainties can be derailed by team orders but it seems unlikely that anyone but a Mercedes driver will be this year’s champion. I wonder if the FBI has a file on Mr Ecclestone?

James Greener

5^th June 2015

THE BEAUTIFUL SHAME

The All Share index performance in May is going to come out around -3%. This is not good news.  The bear is definitely stirring. Only the really brave or very well informed are going to claim that this drop in share prices is exposing bargains. Company presentations to investors are full of hand waving and hyperbolic spin avoiding the bad numbers in the penultimate slide. Even Statistician-general (what a grand title) Lehola could not find any lipstick that would stay on the 1.5% GDP growth pig. The daily trading ranges of prices in the rand and bond markets are particularly wide. This is a sign of confusion and indecision as speculators try to profit from intraday volatility rather than ride longer term trends. Winter may have arrived here at last.

One of the big market stories of the moment is that the regulators are pretty sure they can smell the stench of traders fixing prices in the foreign exchange markets. Indeed every now and then one of their quarry breaks cover and proffers money in exchange for being left alone. For some reason these payments are not expressly referred to as fines or admission of guilt forfeits but pretty much that is exactly what they are.

The thing about trying to manipulate markets is that your competition usually detects it long before the regulators do. And the nature of the game is that they will seek a way to exploit that suspicion and to profit from it before it gets truly exposed and blows up or is shut down. The real “crime” in these affairs is usually the reluctance of the mangers and supervisors to delve too deeply too soon into why a particular trading desk is doing so incredibly well. Some traders are just very good – for a while. But inevitably the gaps and profits will get too wide and too high to conceal and then, as the saying goes: “The money runs out before the paper runs out”. And then the compliance crews arrive and concoct another round of controls to make it ever harder to buy cheap and sell expensive and in due course this industry too will get regulated to death on the grounds of “safety and fairness.” But life is neither of these things.

The high pitched whirring noise that started a few days ago has a number of sources. Firstly it’s the spinning of a web of total nonsense about why the taxpayers should pay for a great many improvements and features at Number 1’s private home. Then it’s the din of paper shredders and track covering devices at the homes and offices of anyone involved in securing the 2010 Soccer World Cup for South Africa. And finally there’s the giggling waffle from President Zuma himself as he sugar-coats the latest set of dreadful economic numbers.

Actually the one encouraging item that we can take from the terrier-like display by the US lawyers on FIFA’s case, is the report that no way could be found to extract the USD10m bribe money from the National Treasury and it had to be redirected from FIFA’s own funds. The sad thing is the astonishing similarity of denial and innocence displayed by presidents Sceptic Blather of FIFA and JZ of South Africa. Assuredly both are fully aware of and implicated in their respective pits of corruption and malfeasance and both are displaying that same impeccable mien of puzzlement and hurt.

In the next few days a man will fly a flimsy but huge plane across the Pacific. The aircraft carries no fuel and the flight could last 5 days.  It is powered entirely by electricity stored in batteries and charged by sunlight collected by photo voltaic panels draped along the wings.  Clearly there is a critical balance of sunlight, battery capacity and sleep deprivation. Rather similar to South Africans coping with load shedding. It’s a wonderful project that celebrates and demonstrates human ingenuity and skill. Quite unlike government activity in South Africa.

Early on Sunday morning the biannual migration of Comrades runners from Durban will take place. Almost as momentous will be departure of Bismarck and Jannie (du Plessis) from the Sharks. It’s going to get rather emotional and damp eyed at Kings Park these next couple of weeks.

James Greener

British National Biscuit Day (how could one not mention this?)

ANOTHER CUP OF TEA GOVERNOR?

It’s obviously been a tough month for many people. Beverages, tobacco and pharmaceutical shares have been amongst the better performers in the last few weeks. Investors would appear to be banking on demands for seeking chemical help. With the unbundling by Billiton of a number of assets into a new listed entity named South 32, there is now no mining share in the top three on the JSE ranked by market cap. Naspers joins SAB and British American Tobacco on the podium. These are historic and significant events in the commercial development of our country. Sad too.

Fanatical equity bulls will not be impressed with the news that actually in the past 12 months the level of the All Share index has more or less been matched by the price of Krugerrands. Only the dividend flows has distinguished shares as the better asset since this time last year. And here we were thinking we were still enjoying a bull market. Be careful out there, it’s getting very slippery.

A few weeks ago when the government’s fiscal year-end numbers were announced, there was a modicum of back slapping and self congratulation about how well they were doing. It is indeed true that the figures reveal that government income (from tax and such like) is growing at a rate just over 10% pa, compared to expenditure growth of 8%pa. In the highly unlikely situation that these trajectories were maintained it would take about half a dozen years to reach a balanced budget. However, the state is now spending just over R3bn per day, half a billion of which is not covered by income and needs to be borrowed. This must be a powerful incentive for National Treasury to make the occasional call to the Reserve Bank to urge them not to be in a hurry to raise interest rates. And so apart from the demolition of several packets of Romany Creams the Monetary Policy Committee left the repo rate untouched at their meeting this week.  Governor Kganyago did ramble on with the obligatory jargon about risks and stances and hinted that if (when?) Eskom get permission to punish us with another huge increase in the price of electricity then that  might also be a good time to increase the cost of credit.

The Department of Home Affairs has launched a “premium” centre for senior executives to apply for visas and permits. Apparently available only in Sandton, the application process takes no more than 10 minutes and the wait for the visa or permit has been slashed to only four months! Apparently junior executives have to wait eight months or more. How our bureaucrats distinguish between senior and junior is not explained although presumably money comes into it. Outrageous. Do they do this stuff by hand in the dark? Oh wait yes perhaps they do.

Once again waves of foolishness washed across our country.  A very expensive permit is required to fly a model aeroplane but only if it’s called a drone. If you lie to the government about your qualifications when applying for a job you can be put in prison. A soccer boss was made the mayor of a city who never voted for him but claims that he can do both tasks without any detriment to either. Our totally insolvent national airline pledges to spend money it doesn’t have on buying stuff from companies that don’t sell it. And Durban was in turn embarrassed when it failed to provide a blue light escort for a VIP and delighted when a far more famous overweight hotel cat returned after an unexplained short absence. Africa is not for sissies or for those without a sense of humour.

I rather hoped to be able to boast that this edition of tidemarks was being composed on the after deck of the yacht moored in Monte Carlo harbour overlooking the Formula 1 practice sessions. However, the weather in Monaco is too rainy to be outside and anyway I’m still in Durban fuming over Eskom’s “ideological path” which shed my load and prevented me from watching a rare Sharks victory this afternoon

James Greener

Friday 22^nd May 2015

ALLOWING FOR INTELLIGENCE

Some figures released recently highlighted the very disturbing growth in the number of people who work for the state. And an even greater worry is the cost of this overmanned and inefficient work force. But deep in the list of civil servants there is a post which at first sounds likes the easiest job in the world. Parliament is advertising for someone to fill the vacancy of Inspector General of Intelligence. In fact it is a re-advertisement, because obviously no one has yet applied, believing this to be a joke. Closer reading however, reveals that the successful candidate will not spend their days searching the corridors of power for signs of sentient life. Rather he or she will be the South African equivalent of “M” the fictional British spy boss. There is a very high possibility that M will figure among the initials of the appointee – so that’s all good then.

It feels as if our poor nation is suffering another big upward leap in the level of socialist stupidity and obstinacy. This week a full-colour four page pamphlet has been published by the Department of Labour. In poorly written and seemingly unedited bureaucratic jargon it boasts  about the Department’s achievements in hampering any employer who might be so bold as to create and offer a job. It lists the numerous Acts, Boards, Institutes and Commissions that have been created to regulate, advise and punish the already worst performing market in South Africa.  It is a very disturbing document.

Next the government has said it intends to investigate if there is fairness in the retail sector. Don’t those clowns ever go shopping themselves? Not even natural selection is as pitiless as a consumer when it comes to boycotting and trashing a retailer they believe is ripping them off. There’s no need for a government, who on present evidence runs nothing at all either well or fairly, to spend our money to find this out.

But the most foolish piece of state-sponsored nonsense must surely be the 2015 Student Spending Report which revealed that “the average student in SA continues to prioritise instant gratification over saving”! Well how about that? Whoever commissioned this asinine research needs to be fired. Unless of course they can show that they never went near a bar and saved all their allowances when they were a student. In which case, they need to be fired for being boring.

As matters appear to be are getting ever worse at Eskom, the internet has lit up with reports and opinions that support and pander to our prejudices and suspicions. There have been a number of commentaries about the impossibly poor arguments and figures being used by the utility to support its claim for a 25% electricity price rise which will surely deliver a killer blow to many already struggling enterprises. This is the same outfit which reportedly has apologised to Soweto to cutting off its power for 10 hours as a reminder that they have paid for only a fifth of the power they have used. Allegedly almost R100bn is owed by various entities and people for utilities and services. This is a seriously big number – well beyond the capacity of most of us to grasp and certainly too hard for our president to say. It is doubtful if any of this debt will ever get paid and so it’s little wonder that estimates of the nation’s growth and creditworthiness get pushed down.

Those large and pesky Fijians really rained on out Blitzbokke parade in Glasgow last weekend. It will take some serious heroics as well as some luck if our lads are to win the Series. In the meantime all the Sharks team can offer their fans is the faintly silly reminder that the Stormers beat the Waratahs at home. Enough said.

James Greener

Friday 15^th May 2015

RUNNING AGROUND

There was a great deal of chat and even mild panic about the sight of bond market interest rates shifting upwards quite sharply this week. It is of course inevitable that one day – perhaps even soon – people are going to spot what a bad idea it is to lend money to governments for ten or more years at very low yields. But the latest up-tick has not yet even set a high for the year and in the US the ten year rate is still a derisory (and terrifyingly low) 2.3%. Our own rate (in rands of course) is almost 600 basis points greater than this, which might not even be enough. The dip in bond prices has tempted the shares bears out for a sniff of the winter air but perhaps the largely unpredicted clear majority win in the British general election may be the cause of their hesitation going into the weekend. That election result, by the way, is another wonderful example of the perils of prediction of events which are the outcome of the behaviour of crowds. Just like the markets.

Deputy Minister Mkhize has impressive academic credentials with a raft of degrees in psychology and social work. She even uses the title Professor. However she is way out of her depth in the department of Telecommunications and Postal Service and is very hazy on what constitutes a luxury or good governance. She has described the fact that the board of the SA Post Office is totally vacant as a luxury that the nation can no longer afford. Good Call! Another luxury that we definitely do not want to afford, is the very costly royal household here in KZN whose king has discovered that the government is unconcerned with any unwise or inflammatory declarations he might choose to make. It’s time these tax eaters were used for something useful, like sorting and delivering letters.

News from Durban is that the runaway Russian satellite named Progress 59 streaked through the sky just offshore in the early hours of this morning. Sadly this stricken craft made no progress at all with the task of taking 3 tons of supplies to the International Space Station and has now incinerated somewhere above the Pacific. However, the crew of the space station are now in much the same position as South Africa’s citizens – awaiting more progress to deliver the goodies.

Good news though is that the port people have thoughtfully placed a red buoy on the shallow sand bar which has formed in the mouth of the harbour. A few ships have “bottomed out” but apparently the port has exceeded its dredging targets for the year (really?) and in any case the dredger is out of order awaiting a part from Europe. Hopefully it’s not in the post.

The faintly hysterical report about the R12.5bn “cash injection” to be administered by government into SANRAL’s tender rump needs to be compared to the R56bn that the state will be collecting this year from the fuel levy. It is high-time that levy was ring-fenced for sole use on road construction and maintenance and not used to buy Mercs for queens.

The Sharks CEO, John Smit, has written an open letter urging patience and loyalty. The response from fans has been a call for entertaining and winning rugby preferably with rising local talent.  At last the Grand Prix season has moved to the familiar European circuits and Sunday 2pm start time. That the incidents always happen when you nip out to fetch a beer or turn the boerie on the braai is part of the tradition.

James Greener

Friday 8^th May 2015