Friday 22 May 2015

ANOTHER CUP OF TEA GOVERNOR?



It’s obviously been a tough month for many people. Beverages, tobacco and pharmaceutical shares have been amongst the better performers in the last few weeks. Investors would appear to be banking on demands for seeking chemical help. With the unbundling by Billiton of a number of assets into a new listed entity named South 32, there is now no mining share in the top three on the JSE ranked by market cap. Naspers joins SAB and British American Tobacco on the podium. These are historic and significant events in the commercial development of our country. Sad too.
Fanatical equity bulls will not be impressed with the news that actually in the past 12 months the level of the All Share index has more or less been matched by the price of Krugerrands. Only the dividend flows has distinguished shares as the better asset since this time last year. And here we were thinking we were still enjoying a bull market. Be careful out there, it’s getting very slippery.
A few weeks ago when the government’s fiscal year-end numbers were announced, there was a modicum of back slapping and self congratulation about how well they were doing. It is indeed true that the figures reveal that government income (from tax and such like) is growing at a rate just over 10% pa, compared to expenditure growth of 8%pa. In the highly unlikely situation that these trajectories were maintained it would take about half a dozen years to reach a balanced budget. However, the state is now spending just over R3bn per day, half a billion of which is not covered by income and needs to be borrowed. This must be a powerful incentive for National Treasury to make the occasional call to the Reserve Bank to urge them not to be in a hurry to raise interest rates. And so apart from the demolition of several packets of Romany Creams the Monetary Policy Committee left the repo rate untouched at their meeting this week.  Governor Kganyago did ramble on with the obligatory jargon about risks and stances and hinted that if (when?) Eskom get permission to punish us with another huge increase in the price of electricity then that  might also be a good time to increase the cost of credit.
The Department of Home Affairs has launched a “premium” centre for senior executives to apply for visas and permits. Apparently available only in Sandton, the application process takes no more than 10 minutes and the wait for the visa or permit has been slashed to only four months! Apparently junior executives have to wait eight months or more. How our bureaucrats distinguish between senior and junior is not explained although presumably money comes into it. Outrageous. Do they do this stuff by hand in the dark? Oh wait yes perhaps they do.
Once again waves of foolishness washed across our country.  A very expensive permit is required to fly a model aeroplane but only if it’s called a drone. If you lie to the government about your qualifications when applying for a job you can be put in prison. A soccer boss was made the mayor of a city who never voted for him but claims that he can do both tasks without any detriment to either. Our totally insolvent national airline pledges to spend money it doesn’t have on buying stuff from companies that don’t sell it. And Durban was in turn embarrassed when it failed to provide a blue light escort for a VIP and delighted when a far more famous overweight hotel cat returned after an unexplained short absence. Africa is not for sissies or for those without a sense of humour.
I rather hoped to be able to boast that this edition of tidemarks was being composed on the after deck of the yacht moored in Monte Carlo harbour overlooking the Formula 1 practice sessions. However, the weather in Monaco is too rainy to be outside and anyway I’m still in Durban fuming over Eskom’s “ideological path” which shed my load and prevented me from watching a rare Sharks victory this afternoon
James Greener
Friday 22nd May 2015