Friday 26 June 2020

ZERO BASED BUDGET SCORES ZERO

One thing after another emerged this week to demonstrate that the clowns in the cabinet are mostly all clueless and inept career politicians with zero skill or abilities to run, let alone rescue, the organisation that most of us call home. South Africa is in serious trouble. Minister of Finance, Tito Mboweni told us so numerous times during his extraordinary emergency Budget presentation. This presentation, made on line, without any opposition voices to break his flow, rambled on and pretty soon we were awash in numbers and metaphors, all of which were terrifying.  The word million is these days hardly used. One needs quite a few of them to go missing from any decent tender to afford a car worthy of one’s status. There are now almost 18 million citizens dependant on monthly state handouts. The number of state employees who collect an annual salary of more than a million a year from the taxpayers isn’t decreasing, despite the waffle about curbing expenditure.   A billion rand is now the unit of choice and Tito even seemed unembarrassed to select the word trillions (2 of them) to quantify government expenditure in the next year. The nation’s finances suffer from the same public fatigue now being shown over the state’s handling of the pandemic. Both subjects are critically important to our future but understanding what is happening with both but is slipping beyond the grasp of even the alleged experts. An interesting side-line to the budget speech is that a brief interchange between Tito and an aide after the presentation revealed that the  topic of raiding pension fund savings had been dropped at the last moment so that it can be “done properly” at a later date. Ominous.
The extended Zuma clan will be well pleased with the way things are turning out for their campaign of personal advancement. Ex-president Jacob spent almost no time in the cold Pietermaritzburg halls of justice when his case was postponed yet again. His technique of hiring lawyers with the reading speed of a pre-schooler is effective since courts seem to buy the story that they have not had time to peruse the paperwork. Naturally, once the present team are up to speed they will be fired and replaced with yet more poor illiterates. Meanwhile, his ex-wife, who it seems, was probably dumped because her side of the wardrobe held most of the pants in the marriage, is fine tuning her response of “I don’t know and I don’t care” to every question put to her. She is uninterested in whether the State of Disaster legislation is legal or constitutional. It has given her a launch pad for her own agenda and projects, and nothing is going to stop her doing what she wants. One gets the impression that President Cyril appears and speaks at her behest and pleasure and the remaining increasingly contentious remnants of the probably sadly ineffective lockdown will be squeezed, manipulated and milked for just as long as she pleases. And she is not going to tell us why.
Meanwhile one would assume that most of the “reasonable” world are watching the USA in horror as hordes of ignorant, uneducated, self-indulgent young hoodlums run wild, calling for the police to be “defunded”. If this is even a word, astonishingly many big city administrators have replied “Sure. Why not?” Exactly the lawlessness one would expect is now taking place. Including the denial and rejection of interesting and significant things that have happened in the past -- particularly if memorialised by a statue or two which make a satisfying sight when pulled from their plinth. Scrap metal dealers might be about to have a boom.
Despite having months to work on their problems without the tedium of actually having to attend matches and pretend to be interested in the sports rather than the sponsor’s cheque, the administrators of most of our sporting codes are still at war. Meanwhile the pitfalls of hastening back to the fields and courts are being exposed. This virus does not do half-time.
James Greener
Friday 26th June 2020.