Friday 22 May 2020

BORROW SOME MONEY. PLEASE

Mumblings on the internet suggest that Finance Minister Tito Mboweni is quite disgruntled with the way the governance of the country has slipped into a state of mystery with a powerful and probably unconstitutional structure apparently calling the shots and blatantly ignoring cabinet members including the President. It’s alarming that NDZ is now quite often referred to as our Prime Minister. A post last held by P W Botha. Remember him?
Tito alone seems to have the mathematical skills to subtract income from expenditure to obtain the measure of the depth of trouble the government finances are in. Which is deep. But no one seems to want to listen. The fact that the treasury is still (just) collecting some money is all that matters, as the looters jostle to get their sticky paws on it before it disappears to pay interest to the lenders and social grants to the ungrateful voters. While perhaps millions of South Africans have lost their income and jobs due to the lock down, not one civil servant has lost anything. Yet.
Meanwhile this week Reserve Bank Governor Lesetja Kganyago cut the official interest rate by another half percent to its lowest level in living memory.  The motivation for this move is to encourage borrowers to take the cheap cash and spend it. This is not obviously happening though, as everyone is very wary of the unprecedented social and economic developments around the world and not just at home.  The flipside of course is that lenders have taken a cut of at least a third in their annual interest receipts and this will also impact tax collections as well.
The government has tabled their plans for the dreadfully messy and complicated task of reopening the schools after the lock down. As Tidemarks has discussed before, education is a topic in which everyone has an expert opinion, having themselves once upon a time been at a school. Advice, therefore, is not lacking, and gratifyingly neither yet is money. Private enterprise has come to the party in size with resources to help in the very first phase which is to clean and disinfect school premises. The next part, which is to get teachers and pupils to return to their posts is going to be much harder, as it contradicts the mantra of so-called social distancing that has become the keystone of our recent lives and we are also now experts in virology. To help with all the difficulties that might arise in Gauteng, the education department there has begun the task of selecting 7000 unemployed young (18 to 35 years old!) people to assist the school authorities and government offices with “screening, data capture and monitoring compliance”. and although they will be trained and paid a stipend they are not employed and will be “let go” when the crisis passes. Oh yes? Naming them the “Youth Brigade” is vaguely disquieting.
In February this year, an advertisement was published in the press by the Municipal Manager of the King Cetshwayo District Municipality. This was headed “Development of the District Development Agency” and appeared to be a consequence of a resolution made by the Municipal Council in June 2019 and simply told readers of the intention to develop a District Development Agency. The advertisement also set a quite short deadline for written submissions but neglected to say on what topic. The long delay between the council meeting and the appearance of this apparent request for help suggests that the officials also are unsure how to develop a Development Agency. Presumably, like the tens of thousands of other governmental schemes, it will simply channel public money to deserving entities that the Agency alone have the skills (and extended families) to identify. That is if there is any money left after the developers of the Development Agency have submitted their fee note.
SPORT SECTION. In a new twist to the ongoing saga involving the abaThembu nation in the Eastern Cape, a faction of the royal family wants all six of King Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo’s children to undergo paternity tests. Presumably this is expected to whittle down the list of heirs and boot out the mountebanks. Entertaining maybe, but surely there are very few dynasties or royal families anywhere in the world that would willingly submit to that sort of investigation?
James Greener
Friday 22nd May 2020