Friday 14 February 2020

SONA: PLEASE CAN WE HAVE OUR MONEY BACK


To the chagrin and ire of very many people, the markets of the Great Satan (aka USA) continue to suggest that optimism is the dominant world view about this nation now led by a rather unusual man. Like the shrill warnings of imminent climate collapse (whatever that is) shouted at us by people without proper things to do, the world’s grudging acceptance of the general idea of capitalism  is rather interesting and amusing for those of us with the luxury of time to watch and think.
Whatever the shortcomings and shortcuts that hospital built by the Chinese in 10 days might have, it will forever be used by impatient citizens everywhere else to wave in the face of their own lethargic and tardy leaders. For example while there are many serious and critical electrical engineering requirements to be met before any new generating equipment can be connected to a national grid it does seem odd that a country in dire need of new power sources should take 120 days to decide if these are fit for purpose. Otherwise, it’s a great development towards privatisation. We have become so used to the glacial pace of our civil services (months and months for a new passport, weeks and weeks for a driving licence) that forever seems quite normal.
Watching the childlike antics of the spoiled and overpaid brats at their Sleep Over Night in the Assembly was enraging. Since most of the representatives are there for the money (our money of course) the Speaker should be empowered to deduct multiples of any patently misbehaving delegate’s match fee (salary) – just as in rugby. Repeats to be allowed without limit. No right of appeal to any court. Realising that one had just used up several months of forthcoming parliamentary salary might encourage a few manners and discipline to be practiced at this very unedifying circus. As the speaker said, it’s the right of everyone to listen to their elected leaders. Though she didn’t add that it’s rarely fun and will be harmful to your composure and mental wellbeing.
Apparently, we are to get a state-owned bank and a sovereign wealth fund. Details to follow the imminent budget speech. Neither of these make much sense for a nation like ours in its current state of chronic indebtedness and lethal mismatch between tax eaters and taxpayers. But these proposals merely reinforce the government’s firm intention to own everything through a process of confiscation or EWC (expropriation without compensation) as they so vividly describe it. The President this morning has received plenty of fawning praise for what at least one commentator has described as more of the same which has led to the current and worsening mess. Curious, disappointing and sad. President Cyril has no intention or ability to get SA great again.
In a rapid but lengthy excursion through some remote areas of this beautiful country (where good rains have fallen) one is reminded that there is real life away from the ubiquitous nihilism of the electronic media and blue glowing screenlets. People are getting on with things. Obviously if the official statistics are any guide, things are not proceeding at the pace they could or should be. But investment and growth are happening. On a road I had not used in a dozen years, in S W Mapumalanga, new sleek shopping malls have sprung up on the outskirts of nearly every dorp. Farm signs reveal the corporatisation of agriculture where gleaming new processing plants and factories now stand right at the roadside and the distant farmstead is often derelict. The roads are full of ore and timber trucks. Not, one must add, to the benefit of those roads. Which is why I did not get passed by any of the 11 new Ferraris sold last month in South Africa. Now that’s a number to ponder! As is the news that the contents of an eye-wateringly expensive bottle of allegedly very old single malt whisky turned out, on testing, to be younger than my new granddaughter.
Already I am baffled by the shredded Super rugby form book lying in pieces on the dressing room floors. I did however enjoy a captain explain how losing by one run is a victory for everyone.  
James Greener
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