Saturday 23 November 2019

BAD GUYS BEWARE?

Market turmoil at Christmas time is not unknown. There are plenty of folk who aren’t that fussed about 25th December and may try a quick foray when others are snoozing off the feasts. While individually there will doubtless have been portfolios and individuals who have had exceptional returns both up and down in 2019 the overall picture is pretty staid. Even the large unbundling activity around the Remgo stable seems relatively benign but keep a close eye. When behemoths like that shake off the water like a Labrador after a swim, it may be that they found something in the river. The 3.7%pa consumer price inflation print was rather interesting. But it didn’t impress enough members of the Monetary Policy Committee who as usual took 2 days to decide to do nothing. At almost 300 basis points the gap between the repo rate and inflation is bouncing along at a 10 year high. Which if nothing else signals that cash is not the worst thing to own at present.
The pictures of Andre de Ruyter the newly appointed CEO for Eskom show him to be eager and youthful. And we the electricity users of the nation wish him all the very best as he steps through the revolving door and takes the stairs (no lifts – power cuts) to the top floor corner office at Megawatt Park. There, waiting for him will be the usually behatted Chairman Jabu Mabuza, who, having heard that the new man also doesn’t have an engineering background, will be keen to show him how a coal conveyor belt works. And what happens when it breaks. Mr Mabuza recently honed this little lecture at a press conference.  Sadly, Mr de Ruyter will have little time to absorb these critical technical facts before having to deal with malevolent racist politicians who believe him to be culturally unsuited for such an important post. Reportedly, though he has experience in getting customers to pay what they owe and success in that area will be a huge step forward for his new employer.
Perhaps the acts of retribution against the people who really have stolen our future here in South Africa are just starting to take place. So far, it’s mostly only private sector alleged felons who are feeling the lash. A gratifyingly fierce asset forfeiture unit order has been dished out to the folk who operated under the name of the decidedly dodgy Regiments Capital. We are longing for the sound of clanging prison doors.
Pity poor Tlali Tlali the spokesman for SAA. He has had to trot out all the usual guff about turnaround strategy to steer it out of the financial quagmire and bleeding cash because of fierce competition not to mention cash flow challenges. As if these are all amazing new management discoveries and tools. Nosy journalists armed with calculators keep on pointing out that SAA’s main problem is simply that there are far too many people working for the airline and that it’s unsurprising that staff salaries in November are expected to be paid late. Its not been revealed which bank(s) have been talked into lending “working capital” of R3.5bn but the fine print suggests that we that taxpayers have issued some sort of surety. This really wont end well. Are the Unions about to learn a long overdue lesson in economics?
Why is the government so coy about when construction will begin on a new fuel refinery to be in Richards Bay?  It will require around 21 000 people to build it and when operational in 2027 (don’t buy tickets to be there for the opening yet) will need 5000 people to operate it. But these numbers have been lost in the far more interesting issue of who will own it. Its unlikely that SA will be able to afford very much and their partner is slated to be Saudi Arabia. Who presumably is also pencilled in to supply the crude oil feedstock?  What with the Brulpadda condensate field discovery announcement, South Africa is about to become like Texas in the 60’s.
There are people in high places in sport both here and abroad who really don’t like to see our sports teams do well. Why else then schedule the new rugby world champions to meet Scotland (twice) and Georgia in home tests in July?
James Greener
56th anniversary of JFK’s assassination.