Friday 15 March 2019

THE IDEAS OF MARCH


Our runt has lost around 10% of its value against the “big” currencies in the past 6 weeks. Another similar sized drop will take us to the lows reached in September last year. This is very disappointing news and instead of looking to make announcements abut relaxing barriers to business and trade, the very unhelpful plan to nationalise the Reserve Bank is getting all the government’s economic attention. Marxists are so misguided when they believe that a central bank can control a currency. Just who is responsible for the rand’s current decline is unknown but it’s certain that there are more rands being offered than there dollars (or pounds etc) to buy them.
And in the Party HQs the drawing up of the electoral “lists” are in full swing. These reveal each person’s place in the party’s standing order. So far the number of utter deadbeats, failures and frauds named by the ANC make it clear that this list must have formed part of the deal that was struck to allow Cyril to become president. Absolutely no intelligent free-acting politician promising a New Dawn would have selected so many bad ‘uns.
For those of us not actually trying to run a university infiltrated with young people who are so obviously unsuited to become graduates, it seems easy. Simply identify and immediately ban from ever attending any tertiary learning institution in this country, anyone who is violent or destroys property. While these folk may one day become politicians and join the other bottom-feeders sucking on the public purse, their present behaviour is totally undeserving of  support by taxpayers.  Oh, and any loans that they have received from the state so far, must be repaid. Of course, the authorities are hamstrung by bleeding hearts wittering on about “rights” – things which never existed --- and a pitifully slow and expensive legal system.
Obviously the Eurocentric jokiness of April Fool’s Day has no place in the deadly serious agenda for the board meeting of the New Development Bank to take place in Cape Town on that day. Remember this is the outfit formed by the BRICS nations to do all kinds of good stuff in a “Partnership for Sustainable Development” The press release goes on in this vein of mumbo jumbo for many paragraphs before hinting at the real issue which is “that there still exists a wide financing deficit”. Ah. Fancy that. There’s the punch line. Usual thing. More money out than money in. Pesky capitalists – always droning on about getting a return on their investment.
Not all of the cabinet ministers dozed trough the explanation about the Fourth Industrial Revolution. Quite a few have recently woven the neat phrase into recent speeches to demonstrate how on top of things they are. But they didn’t study the handout to the talk that warns that all this clever stuff could see about half the current jobs simply disappear. Hmm. Best not get too excited about the future until all the kids can read and count and then develop clever, fast selling computer games. And accounting apps that catch the crooks.
Not too long ago a million of anything, especially money, was a great deal. Those of us slightly more used to big numbers and scientific terminology could glibly talk about k for thousands, “bar” for a million and even a “yard” for a billion. The fun was to watch journalists (and presidents) stumble over getting the terminology right. But now in the age of the Guptas, Joostes and government scale corruption, anything less than a billion is chump change. Although criminals seem not yet able to talk of trillions they are already in use in our GDP and government expenditure records, and of course the three largest shares on the JSE have market cap measured in trillions.
The death of Charlie Whiting, the key man at any F1 race just days before the new season begins in Australia this weekend, is immensely sad. Amongst the egos and the money in that sport he seemed like a good guy. Because of his obsession with safety there are more drivers alive than deserve to be. Whether a similar outcome has happened in rugby because of close monitoring of the tip-tackle is much harder to say.
James Greener
Friday 15th March 2019