Friday 9 November 2018

Arma virumque cano [1]


Investment decisions aren’t easy. The US mid-term election results revealed that the voters of that nation rather like the idea of a government that plays Robin Hood. They have voted for Representatives who claim that they are able to identify whose resources need to be transferred to whom. And this has caused US share prices to rise strongly. Not the expected consequence of rejecting the party that wants lower taxes. Tellingly though, the more sceptical US bond market hasn’t moved much at all.
Astonishingly, Home Affairs Minister Malusi Gigaba has said something undoubtedly truthful. He said that no one wants him to be president. And we also don’t want him anywhere in government and particularly he should never be in any post which accords him the privilege of using the VVIP terminal at Johannesburg International Airport that he agreed could be built, but now can’t remember doing so.
What is not true though is the insistence that South Africa needs more people with PhDs. Science and Technology Minister Mmamoloko Kubayi-Ngubane, whose own CV is devoid of a science degree at any level, quotes the National Development Plan as identifying the shortage of PhDs in the country as contributing to (the) lack of innovation. While perhaps now it is a little different, registering for a doctoral degree is normally an indication that the candidate is very comfortable in academia and had scored funding for another 3 years indulging their interests. They will definitely not be taught innovation! As the saying goes, necessity is the mother of invention and sending people out to find or make a career as soon after school as possible will be a far greater spur to innovation than being nestled in the bosom of some leafy campus.
Despite being embarrassingly colonialist we still cling to the practice of seating the people’s representatives in a debating chamber and letting them demonstrate publicly their fitness for public office. This is a rare skill and civilised behaviour is even rarer, so this system doesn’t seem to work that well anywhere in the world. In Cape Town, insult and fisticuffs are increasingly the outcome. Ever since the Speaker of the House allowed the dress standards to fall to abysmal levels the business of Parliament is frequently interrupted by violence. The EFF have been very successful in creating a very visible presence far beyond their numbers by dressing in red overalls – the garb of “the working people” -- and demanding to be admitted.  It has yet to be demonstrated that anyone other than those drawing an MP’s salary thinks that the nation is getting value for money from these thugs. Notably not even the ANC members nor two different presidents have done much to restore any dignity or productivity to the proceedings.
And so it is very disappointing to read about the formation of yet another political party in South Africa, To be named the Socialist Revolutionary Workers Party it is the political wing of The National Union of Metalworkers of SA. Their presumption that the members of the union will also become voters for the party may be optimistic. It’s getting rather crowded out there in the left-wing political landscape occupied by folk who still fervently believe that there are sufficient numbers of rich people capable of supporting the poor. After, of course, firstly supporting the leaders of the poor.
The new political buzz word is “trajectory” and the founders of this new party are amongst those who are dissatisfied with the one that President Cyril is following. Now that our election date has been set for May 2019 we will be treated to lots of rhetoric about trajectories. So much more modern and thrusting than policies or manifestos. 
Apparently, the reason why the test in France kicks off so late is that there are too few TV channels in the country to show different sports simultaneously. ‘bok fans will be eager to learn if referee Nigel Owens shares the view that the now notorious Farrell armless tackle is legal. A video doing the rounds this week shows coach Rassie Erasmus showing members of our team how it is done. It’s a very funny spoof and maybe more effective than a citing.
James Greener
Friday 9th November 2018




[1] Virgil's Aeneid,  “Of arms and the man I sing")