Friday 20 April 2018

A CUCKOO CLOCK MADE IN SWAZILAND?


One indicator that is frantically waving at us from the wings is a commodity index which shows that the dollar prices of stuff like minerals, food and energy products are mostly quite a lot higher than they were a year ago. This is not bad news for the producers and sellers of these items (like we ought to be) but perhaps is the reason for forecasts that the economic boom elsewhere is coming to an end. In fact on a coarse scale the price of gold has, over the past two years, outpaced the average price of shares both in Johannesburg and New York . It would not be hard to work up an argument for explaining why hard assets might be more attractive than ones whose possible values rely on reports prepared by the currently rather embarrassingly error-prone tribes of accountants, auditors, executives and board members.
President CR has come home from the Commonwealth meeting early, presumably to put out the actual and figurative fires that have broken out around the nation. Some of the most severe conflagrations are the result of dire local and provincial leadership. Instead of renaming airports, government needs seriously to curtail provincial and “traditional” power structures. These are costly anachronisms unsuited to a modern state, providing cover for incompetent paper shufflers and disguise for large scale larceny. Halving the public service wage bill will trigger social upheavals registering at least 10 on the Richter Scale. But it will allow for massive reductions in tax rates, which in turn will encourage entrepreneurship and self-help capacity.
And on the subject of renaming, the king of Swaziland is so sick of his country being mistaken for Switzerland, that henceforth our neighbour is to be known as eSwatini. It’s hard to see where the confusion arises though.
In yet another but just the latest revelation of corruption involving government officials taking sweeteners from suppliers, it has emerged that our police force has a Technology Management Service headed by a Lieutenant-General. That’s a pretty senior rank for a computer geek. People like that rarely reach such giddy heights and are normally kept out of sight ferreting around in the cables and boxes under the desk. Of course, the emerging story of who was giving and who was receiving gets long and complicated with an especial horror being that one of the freebies consisted of tickets to a Manchester United home game. Hopefully when the conviction and sentencing of both sides of this dirty dealing takes place, the judge will take into account the time served at Old Trafford and reduce jail time by a day or so.
About a week after the Easter long weekend finished, transport minister Blade Nzimande held a press conference to announce that his department’s preliminary statistics showed that 510 people (61 more than in 2017) had died on South African roads during that period. There are many responses to this bleak formal announcement not least of which is what is he going to do about it? Presumably the claim that 18 900 law-enforcement officers were deployed countrywide over that long weekend was expected to be seen as a start. But this number suggests that absent comfort breaks, at peak periods there should have been around 3 cops per km on the main roads connecting the country’s bigger cities. Really? Where were they? The 5-yearly driving licence renewal program with the risible and easily circumvented eye-test is clearly having no effect on reducing accidents. And plenty of drivers are unlicensed anyway. Unroadworthy and grievously overloaded public transport operators also seem to have found a way around the law. Keeping true to all the zero-tolerance waffle is long overdue. Reportedly, in some nations, non-compliant drivers stopped at a roadblock are invited to witness the crushing of their vehicle there and then. In the interests of humanity though they may get out of the car first.
One has great sympathy for the sports journalists who earn a living trying to write about the state of rugby in this nation. The thesaurus function on their laptops must be weary of looking up words like bad, shocking, terrible and disappointing. And since I don’t have to, I won’t.
James Greener
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