Friday 8 April 2016

COURTING DISASTER


There is not yet any evident reversal in the plunge of company earnings captured by the various market indices. In most sectors, this fall has outstripped the recent decline in prices with the result that pe ratios are at all-time highs which is an unappealing time to buy. But inflation appears to creeping up rather quickly – to the extent that some “real” interest rates are now negative – and usually this is an incentive to preserve value through buying shares – particularly the rand hedge counters. It’s never easy!
Isn’t the internet amazing? Any document, picture, movie or data which is stored in electronic form can be made widely available instantaneously and perhaps more importantly largely anonymously. A week ago no one had heard about a Panamanian law firm with the improbable name of   Mossack Fonesca. But an electronic doorway in that firm’s computer was opened a crack and to the delight of sleuths and muck-rakers, torrents of data escaped.  Soon we all knew that the firm specialises in helping people conceal their money from nosy voters, relatives and of course tax collectors.  But the bonus was the publication of   Mossack Fonesca’s client files. Naturally this triggered an epidemic of frantic, embarrassed and astonished denials amongst the powerful, rich and famous. Most, including a prominent (in every sense of the word) “entrepreneurial” nephew of president JZ, have offered a variant of the well-worn defence of “It was not me. I was not there, I know nothing. My advisers let me down.” An early victim of the incriminating revelations has been the prime minister of Iceland who quickly heeded his electorate’s demands that he resign.
However, our own Number 1 has yet to demonstrate us similar civic integrity following the judgement delivered by the highest court in the land. He very politely thanked the court for their efforts which he said showed that the advice he had received was wrong and that he would be more careful next time. The party praise singers howled with glee that this “apology” was brave and manly and have clustered around him in a perk-protecting phalanx. Suggestions that the necessary response to the judgement should be that Zuma spend more time with his family and none running the country as a personal gravy-train were rejected with disdain. Barring a few pods of dissident democrats trying to mobilise an impeachment movement, it’s business as usual. The next hurdle for the ruling party is how to get around the rule that everyone on the Voter’s Roll must have a verifiable address. This is a tough call. Actually, voting in local elections ought anyway to be restricted to only those people who are ratepayers. There is no need at all for local government to be a political battleground. Years ago my mother (as the registered home owner) was the only one in the household able to cast a vote for the local ward councillor. She delighted in ignoring my father’s polling advice. Ratepayers by definition have an address. Problem solved. A useful consequence of this idea is that there would be great pressure on everyone to transfer land from the state to individuals.
Following some horrible and spectacular traffic offences committed by young overpaid professional soccer players, the Minister of Transport has laid the blame at the door of that sport’s governing body. Her view is that “(T)he PSL leadership…have the responsibility … to educate soccer stars about road safety.” A startling idea but surely one that follows only after her own department ensures that all drivers and their vehicles meet the existing laws and standards.  
Its Sharks vs Lions this weekend and as usual I shall wear the colours of both sides. It is however preferable to the kit being foisted on some of the Super Rugby teams at the expense of dignity, sense and team identification. The Kings versus Sunwolves match last week was a riot of  reds. Utterly frustrating. Just like the obviously untested new Grand Prix qualifying system (now fortunately scrapped) which produced long periods of empty track. At least The Masters sticks to an old formula of 72 holes of golf and a Green Jacket for the winner.
James Greener
8th April 2016