Friday 9 May 2014

“SOMEBODY BET ON THE BAY”



This time next week, weary workers are going to be willing the clock to move faster. It will be the end of the first full five-day week in ages and folk just aren’t used to that sort of strain. This week of course there was a general election and while not only was polling day a public holiday, the amount of nervous energy the event has generated has been substantial. The psephologists can now slice and dice the results endlessly – making allowance of course for the discarded ballots in favour of the opposition which have been found in a number of unlikely places. The bond and currency markets are seemingly very pleased with the way in which 18 million odd votes were cast. Interest rates have nudged down quite strongly and the rand is stronger than at any other time this year. The share market seems disinterested in political developments, however, and the All Share has lurked around the 49 000 level for almost 2 weeks now. Us bears are puzzled that the prospect of at least another five years of a communist government implementing socialist redistributive polices are not a cause for even a little concern. But the attitude seems to be: “Well what else can we do with the money?” For which, we admittedly, have scant answers.
Meanwhile, life goes on. National Treasury right on schedule released the government’s revenue and expenditure numbers for March, which closed off the nation’s fiscal year. The state is now spending R1.054 trillion per annum. Tax and other government income, however amounted to just R0.876 trillion which means that for every rand spent, 17 cents needs to be borrowed. When compared to other nations and various reference marks like the size of the economy and so on these 17 cents are apparently no big deal. But those of us with a Scottish ancestry and suspicion and fear of indebtedness are less sure. Borrowing for capital projects is fine but the government hands a great deal of its cash to indolent and unproductive people - and that’s just its employees. The case for the subsistence grants paid to 16 million of our fellow citizens is much harder to criticise, but surely there are very many fraudsters among both the recipients and the administrators of this pile of cash. This situation of course comprises an appealing status quo for very many people, which unsurprisingly is reflected in the election result. Voters are not sure if any opposition would continue with the largesse if they gained power. However, as noted already, investors world wide have been keen to come up with so many multiples of those 17 cents that the government has been able to reduce the amount of interest it will pay those lenders. It’s a funny old world.
Despite spotting the unknown transactions on my bank statement within 24 hours of the fraud, it seems that I shall have to wait “10 to 15 working days” before the money is restored to my account. The thing that amazed me during the 90 minute visit to the bank branch to report my suspicions is how little access to both information and power is granted to the local staff. They too end up calling and holding on for some distant and mysterious call centre named “Frauds” who obviously are very busy. It took some work to persuade them that despite a total absence of prior similar withdrawals I had not wielded my debit card with zeal at a casino yesterday.
 The upside of the Sharks, and of course the Lions, now playing over there is that one can sneak over to the fridge for a bottle or two of a cheering ale long before the sun makes any attempt to get over the yard arm. In other words one can open a beer at breakfast time (or shortly thereafter) Despite most of the local teams finding themselves with all sorts of problems if they wish to get to the playoffs it is still mostly great fun to watch each week as the drama unfolds. Chief downside of these early games is of course the antipodean commentators who in my entirely neutral and unbiased opinion are utterly one-eyed. Yes there is a F1 Grand Prix this weekend but the Mercedes domination is for me as underwhelming as the 1600cc motors.
Must go off to the casino oops no, bowling club now
James Greener
9th May 2014