Friday 28 March 2014

WHO REMEMBERS THE FAT CONTROLLER?



The Industrials and Financials indices are at new highs. It’s Resources that are preventing the All Share from a similar record. But it’s very close. The bears are deep in their lairs, paws over ears, whimpering. This demand for shares at any price is unceasing.
There were six Chinese executives assisting Brian Molefe, the Transnet CEO to sign a R50bn deal to buy 1064 locomotives from them. This big turnout on the sell side makes one suspect that the price was probably in their favour. Mind you at R47m per loco, that’s barely the price of a decent fire pool. Mr Molefe later explained that a benefit of the Chinese deal is that not only would the chaps at Transnet actually be involved in making “the frills” for the new engines but that the Chinese have agreed  to show them  how to build the difficult bits. So in due course maybe we could even make our own. Does he not know that Union Carriage in Nigel started producing fine locomotives in 1964? And that today there is a least one major local producer of locomotives which is listed on the JSE. (Grindrod).
The human tragedy in the communities affected by the ongoing platinum mine strike must now be surpassing the commercial and fiscal damages being sustained by the industry. And yet amazingly the labour leaders continue to attract support for demonstrations and marches. And the state appears to do nothing. Are the people who warm the seats in the Cabinet totally incapable of grasping the economic realities here? Union leaders who make utterly unrealistic promises to their members about what they can deliver, need to be reprimanded by at least a minister. If they don’t do so that means that government too believes that the wage demands could in fact be met by the employers without the destruction of the industry. Surely they don’t believe that do they? Or maybe they just can’t do the sums.
Very brave souls are starting to invest in the sector, convinced that one day a recovery is inevitable. A new mine listing is even on its way.
The government has hatched a plan to identify those teachers who show contempt and disrespect for their colleagues and pupils by failing to turn up for work. They want to install sophisticated electronic biometric clocking devices at schools to catch these culprits. The obscenity of even considering such a system when not every school yet has power, water and sewerage services leaves one breathless. Why not just give supervisors the power to dismiss instantly anyone not interested or capable? Knowing that your job is always at risk, changes behaviour enormously.
Except for some rather nice foreign travel for the president and his cronies there was never the slightest justification for pretending that we were in the same league as the four countries identified as the BRIC nations by a New York banker in a fit of analytical whimsy. Tagging ourselves and an S on to this lot was cheeky. The news that his good friend Putin had more or less seized Crimea must have had our man Zuma flipping through the atlas in the Nkandla library and wondering how to chide Vladimir for interfering in the internal affairs of another country. Perhaps it is time to forget that ill-starred friendship and start to worry about be labelled as one of “The Fragile Five”. (SA, Turkey, Brazil, Indonesia & India).
My DSTV decoder blew up at a critical moment on Saturday and so I am pleased to accept the Lions win over the Reds without having to wince about the referee. Sadly the decoder reset just in time to show the Sharks losing the plot and their game. Their injury list places the rest of their campaign in jeopardy somewhat but it does provide an opportunity for some unknown stars to shine. The Sevens Rugby is as nerve wracking to watch as the T20 cricket. One missed tackle or bad over and all seems lost and hopeless. These narrow victories are terrifying. Another Formula 1 GP this weekend or “economy run” as one critic puts it.
James Greener
28th March 2014