Friday 31 January 2014

CHICKENS SEEKING ROOSTS



Well now something has undeniably changed. The repo rate has been lifted by 50 basis points by the wise men and women who met at the Reserve Bank earlier this week. Unfortunately for them but unsurprisingly for the rest of us omniscient beings, this move so far has had the exact opposite desired effect on the markets. The bond market has swooned, share prices have slipped and the rand has barely paused in its slide into invisibility. The level of 20 to the British pound is not far off.
As suggested before, this rather tentative official interest rate increase, while welcome for those of us who are savers, is way too small to hide the damage being done by the political rhetoric and posturing ahead of this year’s general election. Foreign and local players will continue to sell rands and buy other currencies so as to avoid the large doses of stupid that our leaders seem to be taking.
Talking of which, why is the election date not being announced? Is the ruling party so appalled at the way in which events are unfolding and potentially eroding their support base that it is nervous about setting a date? Do they first need to think up and hold some sort of block-busting vote-catcher pyrotechnic display of threats and promises?  
Certainly their selection of a highly dodgy, killer-bomb detonating ex-terrorist to head the Independent Police Investigative Directorate is setting off alarm flares among the more sensible folk of this land. As is the selection of many convicted criminals for the party lists which totally explodes the claim of having no tolerance for corruption. Connoisseurs of irony have so many examples to choose from here on the southern tip.
In the US the Federal Reserve has turned down the volume on the money hose another small notch and merely the news of this move has caused all kinds of people to catch a dose of the vapours. For those of us who firmly believe that most official interventions in markets are unwarranted and ultimately damaging, this behaviour is the finest sort of supporting evidence for our views. Way back in 2008 banks were lending ridiculous sums to obvious deadbeats because they knew they could parcel up and sell those loans to naïve and unsuspecting investors. By the time the borrowers defaulted, the banks were far away. Instead of forcing the banks to unwind their messes and if necessary go bust, the politicians doled out taxpayers money to paper over the cracks. But now, once again, the poultry is looking for somewhere to settle down. Only when it is clear that governments will no longer try to protect most voters from the consequences of their own decisions can the markets perhaps return to historically sensible valuations.
Company results season has come around again and this time there are indications that there are not as many free spending shoppers as we have become used too. Tones of caution and warning are in the air. Some companies are reducing staff numbers and selling off unprofitable divisions. Maybe this time the market has really peaked?
If it wasn’t for the news that Rear Admiral Samuel Hlongwe has been named as chief of the navy we would probably have never learned that Azerbaijan also has a navy. It is reported that the admiral received naval navigation training in Azerbaijan. Since that country is land-locked presumably the practical lessons took place out on the Caspian Sea where conditions are likely quite different from the Cape of Storms. The admiral must be delighted that he now has only a desk in Pretoria to steer.
Even if the Proteas are the best test cricket team in the world most of us find a reason not to go to the stadium and watch them. And so those empty seats have provided our foes with the excuse they need to relegate us and just about every other country to a test B division. Our sole rejoinder to this insult is to give the Aussies a hiding when they deign to pitch up here next month. Unfortunately that is unlikely to change any minds in the lofty heights of world cricket administrators but it will still be very satisfying.
James Greener
31st January 2014