Friday 11 October 2013

POSTPONED PAYDAYS PROVING PAINFUL

So what changed? The JSE, which looked as if was just as spooked as Wall Street by the prospect of a US government shutdown suddenly and sharply bounced and the All Share index will end the week near the levels it was at last Friday. That might well go down as one of history’s nastier little bear traps. There has been scant good news in the financial pages. Most concerning is that the politicians’ squabble over the US government’s debt is starting to be sorely felt by the largely blameless wage earners on the federal payroll. Despite the rather astonishing promise that the government will pay them in full once this debacle is over (so how does the “shutdown” save money?) in the meantime workers aren’t getting paid. And that of course immediately affects the retailers and bankers who in turn will not get paid. Wowee. 
Next week there are some critical dates in the US debt calendar when loans and interest need to be repaid to those who lent money to that nation. No one seriously believes the US will renege on its obligations but it is going to be fascinating to see how it works out. This is a great spectacle for economics voyeurs.
With trade union leaders screaming “blackmail” and dismissing severely damaging striker action as “normal” our country is lurching into a damaging phase of failed labour relations. The most dramatic example of this was the decision by BMW not to expand their existing South African plant to produce a new model. Marxist Minister Davies hurried round to the luxury carmaker for a chat but failed to change their mind. They politely pointed out that there are other places in the world they can make their cars where the workers are less truculent and more productive. It’s both tragic and criminal how our leaders still place ideology above reality.
US commentators are getting a bit overexcited about the prospect of having a female governor of their central bank (The Federal Reserve). We've had one for years and she has done a good job changing interest rates down once and criticising the government for ineptitude a few times. It would be fun to be a fly on the wall when they get to meet each other.  Probably there will be high fives just as soon as they are in private. Before long they will be swapping stories about how to tease investors with “forward looking statements”.
The Winter Olympics kicks off in five months time and already the rather tacky and boring business of transporting the Olympic flame from Olympia to Sochi in Russia has begun. The problem is that the darn thing keeps blowing out so alongside every grinning and waving athletic torch bearer there is a podgy man in a suit bearing a very unofficial Bic lighter. Furthermore, its route includes an excursion to the International Space Station, where presumably naked flames are not all that welcome and so the Lighter Bearer will just have to kick his heels out on the rocket landing zone until the torch is returned to earth.
It must be seriously annoying to see your name in one those articles about the world’s rich people.  This week a fellow old Rhodian was revealed as one of Africa’s wealthiest. He will not be pleased. Not only does such exposure demolish any privacy that the more reclusive billionaires might crave but almost certainly the reported value of your nest egg will be way too low or too high and there’s nothing you can do about it.  Now not only do the mendicants and tax men learn where you live but if you have dropped a few billion since last time, you will also have to suffer the sniggers and pity of the others on the list. Shame.
Contrary to popular assumption I am right behind the Sharks in their match with Province at Kings Park tomorrow. I have even snared a ticket and will go along to witness the big men of SA rugby face off. And Sebastian Vettel ought to just about wrap up the F1 championship in Japan on Sunday.
James Greener
11th October 2013