Friday 30 August 2013

STATUES OF LIMITATIONS



 Minister Rob Davies has been very busy these last few months alarming as many people as possible with his severely misplaced policies and views. Before even the recent public expression of delight at the weakening rand he had been annoying our very important European investment and trading partners with threats to rewrite the treaties unilaterally. Despite spending this week apparently running around backtracking and putting out fires it is clear that there are now considerably more sellers of rands than buyers. The currency has been dribbling away steadily and its difficulties are the dominant theme for local investors. Inflation is chugging steadily upwards and the chances of Governor Marcus and her team ever cutting the repo rate have now all but evaporated.

With the notable exceptions of Rainbow Chickens and Impala Platinum most companies reporting this week were coming in with growth around 15%. This is both quite acceptable and also far ahead of the country as a whole where second quarter GDP growth was reported at 3%.  Nonetheless the All Share seems to have shelved its plan to keep on climbing and the markets have gone a little quiet.
The unspeakably tragic conflagration that is blazing ever more strongly at the eastern end of the Mediterranean Sea is now also being offered as a cause for the bull’s slight slow down in global stock markets. Even our own recently capped Honorary Doctor Jacob Zuma seems to have found the time to notice that things have turned nasty there and offered some advice on what to do.
So the ENatis database of drivers and vehicles is flawed and nearly useless? I'll bet it is. The only halfway reasonable records will relate to those of us who have been brought up to respect and obey authority, to fill in forms diligently and accurately and who have stayed at the same address for years and years. Unfortunately for us it is in our culture to do these things and that is as good as having a bull’s eye tattooed on our forehead and wearing a T-shirt bearing the message: “Taxpayer”
There may not have been a sardine run here in the kingdom this year, but there is a rash of statues for people to gaze upon. A double life-size image of reigning King Goodwill Zwelithini has been completed and awaits positioning and unveiling. The Zululand district mayor feels sure that she will find a place in Ulundi "where visitors will see it and where it (will) inspire tourists to stop and appreciate it.” The problem is that earlier this week another statue was unveiled in the town. Apparently the same authorities decided that a sculpture of local politician Mangosuthu Buthelezi to mark his 85th birthday would also be money well spent. Reportedly there are already several other statues of assorted worthies dotted around the town, so sites are getting scarce. At the new Durban airport, however, a location for the also newly completed replacement statue of Goodwill’s great grandfather, Shaka, is ready and waiting. The original art work placed there when the airport opened a few years ago was condemned and dragged away. Apparently it failed to convey the man’s warrior-like spirit. I hope the new image doesn’t scare the tourists.
The ‘bokke didn’t look too clever in their second outing against the Pumas at home  and the Wallabies and All Blacks are looking daunting again. I expect warm words of thanks from the chaps at the bowling club tonight for the lesson the Lions gave last week on how to deal with the Blue Bulls. Their team, the Sharks, have been battling to look convincing so far this Currie Cup.
James Greener
30th August 2013