Monday 3 June 2013

GEYSER ABOUT TO BLOW?



The Nenana River in Alaska freezes over every winter. As the spring thaw approaches the gamblers of the area erect a large wooden tripod structure on the ice in the middle of the river and then place bets on the date and time when the structure will collapse and be swept away by the resumption of the river’s flow. This year the ice broke up only on 20th May (thereby apparently breaking a 97 year old record). Some thing similar is staring to happen in the markets. Stuff which has been steady for sometime is beginning to crack apart and people are falling into pretty cold water.
Our poor runt has lost more than 7% this week against the Yen and the Swiss Franc. Against the other majors the damage is above 6%. Blame for this has been placed on non-resident sellers of our bonds because that market has also been taking a pasting with yields soaring and prices plunging. The President called people over to listen to a speech which presumably was supposed to allay the widespread fears that his government had no clue what was happening or what they could do about it.  Unfortunately his words were taken to confirm exactly those concerns and the prices of bonds and the currency tanked even further. Now concepts such as interest rates and foreign exchange rates baffle even us pundits so it is little wonder, especially in view of who our pres. chooses as his financial advisors, that he too is all at sea.
In the USA the yield on the 10 year bond has popped sharply above 2%, and this has caused an outbreak of jargon-speak. If indeed there is a bear market beginning there too it is going to annoy and disappoint many officials  who were sure than programs such as Quantitative Easing, Sequesters, Fiscal Cliffs and dropping dollars from helicopters would ensure that things kept going smoothly.
At home the JSE share market may or may not be witnessing the death throes of a bull market. Prices have been swinging wildly up and down with the All Share index daily range rarely recording less than 500 points while daily highs and lows through the week have been fairly similar. Traders are engaged in a large and gruesome tussle and the volatility will be providing some hair-raising war stories about gains and losses. Investors should be content to sit wide-eyed in the grandstands and wait for the blood and dust to settle.
Total return of the All Share index in May is going to come out above 7%. This is an exceptionally high performance especially as there has been little in the overall economic landscape which normally might be expected to drive such optimism and excitement. Indeed first quarter GDP growth was announced this week at a measly 0.9%.
Despite yesterday being International No Smoking Day our largest listed share, British American Tobacco tops the week’s list of value gained through share price appreciation. Biggest loser on this list is First National Bank. I trust has more to do with the boss retiring than my application to them for a credit card.
The back cover of one of the those large glossy so-called life-style magazines that fall out of the morning paper from time to time, carries an advertisement from Eskom in which the power utility implicitly admits to failing in their task to supply the nation with sufficient electricity. The ad requests consumers to reduce energy demand by switching off hot-water geysers every evening. The odd thing about this undoubtedly expensive message is that it appears to be delivered by someone dressed to look like a geyser sitting on a smart leather couch. The rest of the surroundings also hint of comfort, but the effect is compromised by an untidy pile of exam scripts awaiting marking on the table within reach of Mr. (or it may be Mrs.) Geyser. Very strange. (No, its not a boiler suit.)
James Greener
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