Saturday 22 December 2012

NEAP TIDEMARKS

So it turns out that the forecasters of ancient Mexico were no better than today’s analysts at getting the future right. It is bright and sunny here in the nation’s holiday capital and no apocalypse has been evident. Not unless you count the disappointment that has overwhelmed the bulls now that the All Share may have delayed its assault on the 40 000 level. That treat looks as if it has been delayed until the New Year. Another disappointment for both bulls and bears here on the southern tip is that shortly after noon today the Earth reached the position of midsummer and will now begin to tilt the other way. That means that the hours of sunlight in each day will begin to decline as we slide downhill all the way to winter again. Very sad.
So now we know where Manguang is if not what it was for. In the words of Shakespeare’s Macbeth : “It is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing”.  Surprisingly for one who normally wants everybody to be his friend, Jacob Zuma took note of who backed the wrong horse and indulged in a spot of vigorous reshuffling of his pack. The discards probably have little to worry about, however, because many of the replacements also have copybooks which are far from blot-free. One does not remain a pariah for long in politics especially if you can deliver a constituency of malleable voters. Will readers of my age please explain to their younger colleagues about nib pens, ink wells and copy books filled with rows of “pot hooks” displaying the desirable characteristics of “thin up and thick down”. Perhaps a word or two about blots and blotting paper will also be enlightening. Hopefully it will not be necessary also to explain who Shakespeare was.
It remains to be seen if shoehorning a highly successful billionaire into a cabinet of communists will cause a reappraisal of the rapid, alarming and soon to be unsustainable policy of entitlement. The wealthy gent in question has already  instructed his people to take a good look at any possible conflict of interests  and them presumably to act speedily to arrange the ex-trade unionist’s affairs so as not to trouble the tax man too much. There’s no point in letting the government white-ant your nest egg even if you are that government.
Despite being told what to watch for in the slog and scatter form of pyjama cricket I still find it hard to take the results too seriously, especially when we lose.  I am also baffled by yet another crisis which has just broken out at Cricket SA. It involves the SABC and money and therefore sounds pretty hard to fix. Us armchair umpires have little idea what goes on behind the scenes so we can watch the game on the small screen at home where the fridge is close at hand and the seats are much more comfortable. I suppose we ought to play our part and actually watch the adverts rather than take the opportunity to go and tend to the braai fire.
Please do have a happy and merry Christmas
All the very best
James Greener
Summer Solstice 2012.