Friday 2 November 2012

COUNTING GROWS



It has all gone ominously quiet – except here on the southern tip where the All Share marches on and upwards. Investors obviously can see no reason why earnings should not keep improving and anyway cash these days is definitely not king but pauper!  Already the bold are sniffing out recovery situations among the miners where the high wage settlements are starting to be followed by the inevitable and tragic retrenchments. The platinum sector gained over 6% in October. Banks, on the other hand, were eschewed.
One cause of the reigning peace was of course the closure of markets and near closure of everything else on the eastern seaboard of the US where cyclone Sandy demonstrated that not even presidential candidates have as much power as nature. In Europe the squabbling about who should pay for whom to do what has subsided for the moment as well. But not for long I suspect. There are some deep and heart-felt bitterness’s dying for an airing.
Overseas players have slowed their rush for the exits. The rand has settled down, although at weaker levels. Most people are getting resigned to the near inevitability of having Jacob Zuma staying on as president. There really doesn’t seem to be a candidate brave enough to mount a challenge. And anyone slightly competent chooses to feed at the trough from outside the sty.
The Statistician-General – in reality a just a mid ranking government employee with a preposterously grand title  – but much respected  for being one of the few in government who is able to do sums, got to wear his dubious yellow suit again and handed over a lavish tome of Census results to anyone within reach. As well as generating the usual froth of disbelief and criticism it seemed to tell us nothing that hadn’t already been guessed. Within a day, however, the pres. started to fret about accusations that his government had failed to reduce wealth disparity but seemed unable to find any numbers in the great work to contradict the charges. Odd that.
 The government is now spending at an average rate of more than R2.5bn a day – including weekends. That’s a great deal of money and furthermore is R400 million a day more than the taxes it collects. Now I know that the borrowing requirement is OK and the deficit is within manageable proportions but it is still worrying to this old bear to think that every morning the nation wakes to find its debt has increased by nearly half a billion compared to yesterday. Some talking head in government has suggested that bankers need to take sociology courses. He believes that this will make them realise the callousness and dangers of lending money to poor people. The bankers should agree but only if he first attends courses on economics and finance so that he can realise the callousness and dangers of talking nonsense.
That bankers are indeed heartless fiends was demonstrated vividly by the way that one outfit in the City simply deactivated the key cards of a number of employees overnight so that they first discovered that they were unemployed only when they were unable to get in the front door of their offices the following day. Can you just imagine arriving at work to see your colleagues milling about outside and having to try your own key in the slot? They were not even afforded the opportunity to fetch the photo of the kids from their desk, sneak a copy of the client phone list or leave rude messages on the internal email system. Bang. Thanks for coming. Have a nice day.
I am delighted that Sebastian Vettel is looking set to retain his world championship in Formula 1. It provides a sporting topic which is not rugby. You won’t believe how many Province supporters have appeared from the readership of this column to jeer at my trashed claim about the deserved new home for the Currie Cup.
James Greener
2nd November 2012