Friday, 7 February 2020

THE TAX MAN COMETH


The US dollar is once again heading for parity with the Euro. That is one dollar will buy just one euro. Is this because President Trump has dodged the impeachment bullet or maybe because cheese is still on the supermarket shelves in Britain despite being out of the EU for a whole week? Some would suggest that its because the Corona Virus reportedly may have lost its sting. The real story about the virus though is the amazingly speedy and apparently politics-free scientific collaboration effort. Anyway there was a general feeling of goodwill everywhere and even our markets improved. It seems as if someone may have paid as much as R25 000 for a single Krugerrand!
Loyal readers by now must be thoroughly fed up with the monthly wail about the huge and rapidly growing gap between the government’s income and its expenditure. But it is really terrifying and getting worse rapidly. Rumour has it that the official response is going to be more and higher taxes. And the tax collector (SARS) has announced that they are going to catch tax dodgers with some high-tech tricks, including the dreaded “multi-pronged strategy”. Not to forget the appearance of The Fourth Industrial Revolution.  Cabinet and other high ups in the government have been allowed to spend far too much time with glib promoters of the Fourth Industrial Revolution as a panacea for the nation’s very severe difficulties. Track suits and blazers with a 4IR badge are everywhere.  
Little, if anything has been said about the spending side of the budget which too can be used to trim the deficit In fact it probably is now the only real effective weapon left.
The fact that the 2019 edition is sold out, even priced at £450.00 a copy, indicates good demand for Debrett's Peerage & Baronetage. This is a printed reference guide to the titled families of the United Kingdom, which like much of its material, is very thick. Often unkindly called the Stud Book for the Upper Classes this tome provides a valuable guide for those fishing in this particular gene pool for suitable breeding partners Now South Africa is rapidly evolving a society  where just a few families  are in positions of control in almost all of our state agencies as well as many private enterprises, It is simply amazing who is related to whom. This gene pool is shallow, colourful and murky. This week it turned out that Ms Portia Derby, the just appointed CEO for Transnet, was once married to Brian Molefe., the chap who spent much of his remarkably short time in the hot seat at Eskom arranging for an unforgettable pension. Really?  Where is he now? To whom is he married?
The local work would need to be computerised and copiously illustrated with colour coded family trees and jobs held in both a temporary and permanent capacity in order to keep up with the prodigious pace of job-hopping that goes on. Now there’s a task for 4IR tools like artificial intelligence and facial recognition. The other feature of our top people is their fecundity. JZ is credited almost two dozen offspring and nearly half as many wives and even a fiancĂ©, (who complained this week about the trials of being a single parent. The father of her child. she implied, was too busy keeping out of prison (with dodgy sick notes) to spend quality time with his newest.
In the meantime, all kinds of people including Labour Union head honchos are warming to the terrible idea of “investing” workers’ pension fund money by lending it to state owned enterprises who have used up all other avenues of funding. One champion of this plan pointed out that asset managers put far too much money into dud companies like Steinhof while ignoring the job-creating potential of already egregiously over-staffed state owned enterprises. Pensioners he suggested needed returns on their money. It’s unreported if fund managers are offering him a job.
The rain in Durban this morning was unsurprising. Important cricket marches invariably summon the clouds over Kingsmead.
James Greener
Friday 7th February 2020