Friday, 1 February 2019

REMEMBER TO READ THIS ALOUD


Our wee runt is stronger against most major currencies that at any other time in the past six months. Could it be that the whispers about selling off SAA, breaking up Eskom and having a new Head Public Prosecutor has sparked a small fire of optimism that honesty, integrity and understanding are starting to roam the corridors of power?
In December, our government spent R143 billion rand. This is a mere R1bn more than in December 2017 and might be taken as a sign of expenditure control. During calendar 2018, however, our leaders whistled through almost R1500 billion, which is R200bn more than SARS managed to collect from the battered taxpayers. To fill this shortfall National Treasury needs to borrow and amazingly they are managing to convince the lenders (most of whom are also the aforementioned taxpayers) to pay ever increasing prices for government bonds. This optimism thing may be stronger than we thought.
In just over a fortnight the Finance Minister Mboweni will present the national Budget and it has to be a racing certainty that he won’t reduce a single tax. There is still scant evidence that anyone except avowed hard-line socialists with ever more punitive and misguided ideas about redistributing wealth has any input into budget policy.
It was not difficult for South Africans to imagine just what it was like in the USA when the government there “shut-down”. It sounded rather like “business as usual” for anyone here trying to obtain the documents and services that our government requires us to have. We are well familiar with snail’s pace inattention and being told by the clerk that one is talking with the wrong person and anyway the forms the other official issued are the wrong ones and anyway this office is now shutting. Come back on Thursday. Reportedly some Americans began to realise that one could live quite well without bureaucrats. What it all meant politically in Washington only the bravest and unhealthily inquisitive could guess.
Those of us who from time to time believe we have discovered or invented something that will make our lives easier (like using a pair of braai tongs to reach from the driver’s seat for the newspaper lying in the drive) have no idea just how valuable our intellectual property might be. The fellow who claims to have told Vodacom, his employer at the time, about a useful idea he had, now has a crowd of supporters bouncing in the streets demanding that he be paid R70bn. It’s doubtful that this was the value of the idea to Vodacom but undoubtedly in return for their noisy support of the claimant, the mob expect a kick back and so life goes on in South Africa. It has not been discussed if the expectant protestors have noted that faced with an unexpected expense like that, Vodacom will likely increase their prices.
A far more modest amount of only R32m has also not yet been paid. This time by the ANC whose main defence for not settling this bill with the business that was managing their website and digital membership list is that they are 107 years old and have a proud legacy. Unfortunately, the teenage geeks who run the internet are uninterested in legacies.
The banks themselves were very professional in not refuting the claim by SABC that they all simultaneously suffered identical “glitches” and failed to pay the broadcaster’s January salaries. Those with inside knowledge, however, were adamant that the glitch was simply that there was no money to do so. Presumably National Treasury had to call their bank to make an instant EFT payment courtesy of the tax payers.  Allegedly many other state-owned enterprises will also soon have to explain to staff that the cash box is empty. Emptied by lax controls and clueless budgeting practices.
Not only is it World Read Aloud Day but the Six Nations rugby begins, it’s the Sydney Sevens and if you like that sort of thing the poor Pakistani cricketers are still hanging around and have to play the T20series against the Proteas.
James Greener
Friday 1st February 2019