Friday, 4 January 2019

RECKONING READERS


The major US share indices are busy tracing out what may turn out to be a classic “dead-cat bounce” pattern. That is a long precipitous fall followed by a sharpish but teasing recovery before resuming the crash. Judging by the bond prices the “smart(?)” money is heading that way and the US yield curve is all but “inverted”. This is an unusual phenomenon where short term interest rates are higher than long term rates and which provides an excess of material from which economists make grave, but inevitably wrong, forecasts. Suffice to say it is getting interesting and it will be tougher than ever to make and keep money. In SA the politicking ahead of the election will dominate everything
South African politicians must be the envy of their fellows all over the world. Not only are they never booted off a payroll no matter what indiscretion, misconduct, misunderstanding, incompetency or crime they are accused or even convicted of, but further they have access to public money to fund their hobbies. Durban ratepayers are about to support a venture by Jacob Zuma – our recently ejected national president – to record him singing songs. Supposedly these “struggle songs” will be used to bolster his popularity among the voters at the forthcoming general election where JZ, despite manifestly being terrible at delivering services to citizens, has been placed on the party list of candidates. Many of these songs have as their theme the use of ordnance to kill fellow citizens. Hardly nation-building stuff and a dreadful misuse of state funds. It would be interesting to hear the ANC Chaplain’s view on this matter.
Readers who have not been paying attention might be unaware that that Reverend Vukile Mehana is in the news because a recording of a chat between himself and a chum was inadvertently (oh yeah?) leaked onto the internet. In that recording the Chaplain allegedly expressed somewhat old fashioned views about female clergymen and offense has broken out.  It’s a great surprise to learn that a political party like the ANC has such a position amongst its office bearers. Not only is there a heady whiff of colonialism, it also doesn’t exactly chime with the notion of having an animal sacrifice to ward off the racist demons which were recently sighted on Clifton beach in Cape Town.
Those of us who remember why “dial” is the verb used to describe punching buttons to contact someone by phone have much sympathy for others puzzled by the dangers and pitfalls of so-called social media, much of which is rather more anti-social. For example, a parameter of success for anyone “posting” one’s innermost secrets, inane thoughts and pictures of lunch and cats, is a count of how many followers one has. Now the smart-phone equivalent of a hissy fit when annoyed by a follower whose responses to your “posting” is displeasing, is to “Block” their future access to your contributions. Which reduces one’s number of followers. Which lowers your score in this non-existent contest. Weird or what?
Anyone who has recently supported an adolescent through the last few years of school will probably have noticed the subtle change in emphasis that takes place as the schooling progresses. In the early years the focus is on the pupil’s welfare and achievements for the good of the pupil. In the final year the roles of schools and systems as competing service providers reaches a crescendo at the time of the release of the matric exam results. Rather pointless and possibly meaningless aggregate results are wafted about in a media frenzy. This year we have been treated to noisy claims that South Africa does NOT have the worst education system in the world. As if second or third worst is somehow better. A few years ago, the term “bachelors pass” replaced the phrase “matric exemption” as a cynical and cruel ruse to make school-leavers believe they had now all but graduated. This year, the “A grade” pass has been replaced by “Level 7” thereby making this country probably unique in rating excellence in reverse numerical order.
As I write, the Proteas are making heavy weather of the Pakistan bowling at the Newlands Test. I am informed, however, that this is not as important as Liverpool losing its unbeaten status in the Premier League. The fun part is that a year of sporting fixtures looms ahead and it’s great fun tracking down the calendars and loading them into the phone.
James Greener
Friday 4th January 2019
[btw I estimate that maybe 2000 readers see Tidemarks every week.]

Friday, 21 December 2018

THANK YOU FOR READING TIDEMARKS


The share markets are getting treated as if they are a Christmas turkey. Slaughtered. Let’s hope it doesn’t extend to the Easter Bunny.

So, Eskom are going to get two overseas consulting companies to come to Megawatt Park and “stress test and validate our own hypotheses”. This will be part of a program to advise on the balance sheet and the organisational design. Just what this means (if anything) it will doubtless be another total waste of time and money. Eskom should have on its own staff (as it used to) people capable spelling out that the enterprise’s current balance sheet shows the outfit to be insolvent and that it owes far too much money. Its financial stress is already off the scale and the organisational design is at least twice as big as it should be. There, fixed it for them! Cancel the consultants and all I ask in return is an uninterrupted and cheaper power supply please.

President Cyril did a nasty and foolish thing this week. He singled out a group of citizens based on their skin colour and then heaped scorn on them by accusing them of being “lackadaisical”. While this may not have been the exact word he wanted (although he hasn’t yet withdrawn it) it was uncalled for, untrue in general and insulting to the very many white folks who want to see this nation succeed and work hard to help it achieve its goals. Mr Presiden,t being rude to a group of people who provide so much employment for your voters and pay so much of the public sector salaries is a very bad idea. Even if secretly you do despise us!

I wish my readers, and I gained many new ones this year, a very Merry Christmas and a happy, safe and healthy New Year.

James Greener
Friday 21st December 2018.  

Friday, 14 December 2018

AND WHAT ABOUT TIPPING THE CAR GUARDS?


While it might feel as though the share prices have fallen sufficiently for some tempting value to emerge, the fact is that there is still a great deal of downside potential. The main JSE indices (excluding those with the train wreck sectors that are our mining industry) would need to fall almost 50% before offering PE ratios similar to those enjoyed in 2008 and 2003. Of course, those same values can also be achieved if company earnings doubled from current levels. But that looks highly unlikely. The communists who now control nearly ever lever of power in the nation this week held parties to celebrate the enactment of minimum wage legislation. What no one cared to discuss is the concept of the enterprise maximum affordable total labour costs. In many businesses, dividing the latter by the former will yield a number lower than the current staff complement, and in order not to break the law, that means job losses. This refusal to understand that making a profit from contented customers and clients is the only way to true economic freedom is heart-breaking.
When just one man, albeit an ex-president with a litigious streak and shocking advice, can ring up a legal bill of R16m and probably more, it explains those gilded lawyer infested towers that are forever springing up in the smarter parts of town. At a recent presentation of what the future might hold it was explained to the audience that the legal profession was very nervous about the arrival of artificial intelligence and what it would do to their income stream The argument  is that since the law deals with facts and is pretty much black and white (the old fashioned use of the term) it is ripe for replacement by a robot that has been loaded not only with the laws of the land but also has unparallel instant access to every judgement ever made. However, it is not obvious that this potential impact has yet worried our own brand of legal eagles. Even the slowest humanoid would have by now reached the conclusion that calling publicly for the murder of all white people and for good measure their pets was not only unsavoury but undoubtedly law breaking. But the actual watchdog bodies responsible for controlling and punishing this vile hatred however have gone off to “study” this disgraceful outburst. Let’s ask Alexa the robot what she thinks.
A similar forecast about the disappearance of cash in favour of purely electronic money and value transfer leaves local observers wondering if the futurists responsible for this have ever ventured out of the New York coffee bar where they thought this one up. Exciting as it may seem to do away with cash and have every transaction pass through a record keeping system, the champions of this idea are perhaps naive about the scale of the informal and illegal economies where records are neither required nor indeed wanted. Even if the formal banking institutions agree to penalise cash handling further than they currently do, the demand for undetectable money flows will persist for as long as governments collect tax.  And then what about the tooth fairy’s coin?
Even retired investment analysts can remain news-junkies for the rest of their lives. The problem currently however is that each of the three main theatres of news for a South African based reader have not really changed their underlying stories for months. Locally our new president continues to spin a “good” story while barely reacting to and even pointedly ignoring crises like the country running out of electricity or egregiously incompetent cabinet ministers. In the US, President Trump doesn’t bother with selling his story and continues to do what he promised he’d do, with the bonus of utterly infuriating almost everyone else who never thought it would be possible to be a US president with such a poor grasp of most facts. And the mess that is Brexit is the most boring story of all. The obvious losers are those who thought that their government would follow the instructions that they asked the electorate for. There are no winners here either -- except perhaps for the crowds of unelected Eurocrats who are still firmly aboard a gravy train with multiple well-stocked buffet coaches.
Nearly Dakar Rally time!
James Greener
Friday 14th December 2018