Friday, 4 January 2019

RECKONING READERS


The major US share indices are busy tracing out what may turn out to be a classic “dead-cat bounce” pattern. That is a long precipitous fall followed by a sharpish but teasing recovery before resuming the crash. Judging by the bond prices the “smart(?)” money is heading that way and the US yield curve is all but “inverted”. This is an unusual phenomenon where short term interest rates are higher than long term rates and which provides an excess of material from which economists make grave, but inevitably wrong, forecasts. Suffice to say it is getting interesting and it will be tougher than ever to make and keep money. In SA the politicking ahead of the election will dominate everything
South African politicians must be the envy of their fellows all over the world. Not only are they never booted off a payroll no matter what indiscretion, misconduct, misunderstanding, incompetency or crime they are accused or even convicted of, but further they have access to public money to fund their hobbies. Durban ratepayers are about to support a venture by Jacob Zuma – our recently ejected national president – to record him singing songs. Supposedly these “struggle songs” will be used to bolster his popularity among the voters at the forthcoming general election where JZ, despite manifestly being terrible at delivering services to citizens, has been placed on the party list of candidates. Many of these songs have as their theme the use of ordnance to kill fellow citizens. Hardly nation-building stuff and a dreadful misuse of state funds. It would be interesting to hear the ANC Chaplain’s view on this matter.
Readers who have not been paying attention might be unaware that that Reverend Vukile Mehana is in the news because a recording of a chat between himself and a chum was inadvertently (oh yeah?) leaked onto the internet. In that recording the Chaplain allegedly expressed somewhat old fashioned views about female clergymen and offense has broken out.  It’s a great surprise to learn that a political party like the ANC has such a position amongst its office bearers. Not only is there a heady whiff of colonialism, it also doesn’t exactly chime with the notion of having an animal sacrifice to ward off the racist demons which were recently sighted on Clifton beach in Cape Town.
Those of us who remember why “dial” is the verb used to describe punching buttons to contact someone by phone have much sympathy for others puzzled by the dangers and pitfalls of so-called social media, much of which is rather more anti-social. For example, a parameter of success for anyone “posting” one’s innermost secrets, inane thoughts and pictures of lunch and cats, is a count of how many followers one has. Now the smart-phone equivalent of a hissy fit when annoyed by a follower whose responses to your “posting” is displeasing, is to “Block” their future access to your contributions. Which reduces one’s number of followers. Which lowers your score in this non-existent contest. Weird or what?
Anyone who has recently supported an adolescent through the last few years of school will probably have noticed the subtle change in emphasis that takes place as the schooling progresses. In the early years the focus is on the pupil’s welfare and achievements for the good of the pupil. In the final year the roles of schools and systems as competing service providers reaches a crescendo at the time of the release of the matric exam results. Rather pointless and possibly meaningless aggregate results are wafted about in a media frenzy. This year we have been treated to noisy claims that South Africa does NOT have the worst education system in the world. As if second or third worst is somehow better. A few years ago, the term “bachelors pass” replaced the phrase “matric exemption” as a cynical and cruel ruse to make school-leavers believe they had now all but graduated. This year, the “A grade” pass has been replaced by “Level 7” thereby making this country probably unique in rating excellence in reverse numerical order.
As I write, the Proteas are making heavy weather of the Pakistan bowling at the Newlands Test. I am informed, however, that this is not as important as Liverpool losing its unbeaten status in the Premier League. The fun part is that a year of sporting fixtures looms ahead and it’s great fun tracking down the calendars and loading them into the phone.
James Greener
Friday 4th January 2019
[btw I estimate that maybe 2000 readers see Tidemarks every week.]