Friday, 26 April 2019

PARTY TIME


There is little sign of pre-election nervousness in the local markets. The currency is off a shade but no more than caused by an injudicious remark by someone who should know better. Company results are all over the place with seemingly similar businesses having very different experiences with similar customer bases. Sadly, the threat and suspicion that even a set of audited financials is likely to have been massaged remains a factor when assessing company reports. An analysis published this week highlighted what seems like an excessively wide pay gap between a CEO of a South African company and the other employees of the business. But then one remembers the floods of undeserving mendicants, nosy shareholders, trouble makers and clueless officials who appear at the door and one wonders how they cope.
Evidence that the benefits of becoming a politician outweighs the nuisance of having to pretend to serve the electorate can be seen in the number 48. Amazingly, that’s the number of parties that has registered to take part in the upcoming elections. A goodly number of these parties have been formed only since the last election in 2014 and many only in the last few months and that illustrates an interesting aspect of proportional representation election systems. Which is to have any chance of a seat in parliament you need to be at the top of a party’s “list” and that is best achieved by forming one’s own party. 
Now it is true that, despite the frantic claims to the contrary of the current opposition party, a vote for any party whose candidates will never consider coalition with the ANC is a vote for the opposition. And if the sum of the votes for all the anti-coalition parties approaches or even surpasses the number of votes for the leading party, we will have a very much healthier democracy. Mind you, even if the maths says it’s OK, a vote for The African Content Movement formed by Hlaudi Motsoeneng sounds like a bad idea. Yes, the chap who broke the SABC. Whatever happened to the “lose their deposit” disincentive?
This phenomenon is the opposite side of the same coin that is causing so much anguish in the Brexit debacle. There the tax-eaters in London and Brussels are trying hard to ignore and reverse the clear message sent by the British voters that having two layers of politicians and bureaucracy is costly, unnecessary and a severe irritation. Patronage is probably the chief cause for public employee bloat around the world. In South Africa the problem is made worse because beneficiaries are largely incompetent at and uninterested in their tasks. There’s an awful collision happening between fulfilling the ever-growing list of civic obligations proclaimed by the regulators and the shrinking number of officials with the wit and will to provide the necessary service.
It’s the hospitality industry’s turn to face disruption of their business from the internet’s ability quickly to match customer and supplier. The cause of the unhappiness is likely expressed as too many beds and too few travellers. Typically, however, our government has failed to spot this simple reason and instead has penned a couple of hundred pages of new legislation to address a different and non-existent problem. The state’s proposals are unsurprisingly mostly ridiculous and costly for all involved. But what actually is needed is for them to work at making all of South Africa an attractive and safe place for every type of traveller in need of a place to sleep. Only the hospitality industry itself has the need, interest and capacity to solve its own problems. Especially if it’s a nice one caused by a surge in travel and tourism and demand for rooms.
The answer to the question about whether the Sharks have a coach is “Not really. One of the Dads just helps out” is cruelly observant. And by the end of the last bottle of wine the other evening some of us were admitting that watching Super Rugby is not very entertaining and the English Premier Soccer League can while away boredom. Provided the ref is harsh on the “divers”. Meanwhile the Proteas squad for the Cricket World Cup may not comprise the best players the country has produced but we wish them well and hope never again to see the word “chokers”.
James Greener
Friday 26th April 2019