Friday, 24 August 2018

PUMPED UP


It has long been an observation of ours that identifying beneficiaries for gifts, particularly of money, is very difficult. No sooner has a suitable candidate been identified than a host of probably more deserving cases press forward with their story. The temptation to simply drop the stuff from a window as was done on the UCT campus this week, is high. Now, courtesy of our government, we are discovering that identifying stuff to steal is equally difficult. Just when you think that a piece of property looks to be worth seizing, another more tempting plot appears on the list. Of course, when operating in the taking instead of the giving direction, there is the added difficulty that the thief is not independent of the decision, as it turns out he might just also be the benefactor identified for the proceeds of the crime.
So far, the list of properties identified for the first round of expropriation without compensation have not really fitted the bill of being a place where a currently landless citizen might turn into a self-sustaining even profitable agricultural venture. There seem to be a great deal of un-settled mining rights and other complications attached to the tracts of land that our government wants to steal from the current owners. The other difficulty is that no matter how we all might cling to the image of the weathered son of the soil toiling 18 hours a day to wrest a living from the sun-baked earth the truth is that our food is the result of agribusiness where financial parameters are as important as rainfall, rising early and fetching a pail of milk for breakfast from the dairy.  
The utterly insolvent SABC has announced that they will be showing live many of the matches of the English Premier soccer league. Since that is probably the world’s most popular and in-demand sporting package, it is good news for fans. What’s unexplained, however, is just how the SABC will afford this when apparently it still owes Bafana Bafana (the national soccer team) for matches broadcast long ago. Ah, the magical mysteries of SA parastatal finance.
This week it was announced that our overpaid cabinet ministers can’t be expected to buy their own Weber braai and so half a million rand has been budgeted for building them a braai area. One is tempted to venture into that silliest of swamps, the outrage about the cultural appropriation nonsense and wonder if anyone but an Afrikaner ought to be permitted to braai, but perhaps not.
It was a few weeks ago when one of our particularly ignorant and foolish diplomats started issuing threats against the USA. President Trump obviously noted this and has now instructed one of his staff to find out just what is happening down here. It’s unlikely that even if the egregiously racist and discriminatory actions of President Cyril’s government are explained to him that there is much he will do. After all Trump has already noted that South Africa is a country with a long record of opposing USA in international fora. However, the fun bit is what the reaction has been among our numerous so-called leaders. They are simply furious that the most powerful man on the planet should take an interest in this sad country being run so badly by mostly incompetent thieves and looters. The commissions of inquiry into matters like why the tax collection system was deliberately broken do cast tiny beams of hope but we are almost out of people who can fix these disasters. When the front-page picture in the paper shows a posse of councillors and luminaries proudly cutting the ribbon to open a new toilet then you grasp just how low we have fallen.
It is now just over 4 weeks since I had an open-heart operation to replace the aortic valve. My recovery has been far slower than I hoped and at least half that period is lost from my memory. I don’t handle all those drugs very well. But now as you see Tidemarks is back and hopefully little changed in tone and style. It seems as if almost everyone on this mailing list sent me good wishes and many other words of support. You will understand why I haven’t responded individually but will take these words of appreciation and thanks as heartfelt and sincere. Already there are the odd messages wondering if and when I’ll get back to the keyboard and today is the longest session I have managed since July 24th. Once again thank you for your concerns.
James Greener
Friday 24th August 2018